Kuntzman Cries! The perils of everyday life, as seen by Gersh Kuntzman

6/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Gersh Kuntzman, a faltering lily from the New York Post, wrote a meek and scared little article on his experiences firing an AR-15. Here is a sample:

The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.

Someone then created a mocking satire piece of Mr. Gersh Kuntzman driving a Prius. It is printed below:

I decided to enter the funhouse. Here are my three entries:

[Paladin2]

[Jay Thomas]

Much LOL to be had here!!!

[Lazamataz]

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[Noumenon]

Superb mockery of mangina Kuntzman

[KC_Lion]

O.M.G. Laz! Those are great!

What. A. Pansy! Kuntzman is!

[King Moonracer]

Kuntzman is faggotry in motion.

[euram]

This was hilarious.

[Mr. K]

His name is Kuntzman?

LOL...appropriate.

[Lazamataz]

I take Alinsky seriously. :)

[day10]

This ......individual wrote yet another column today that doubles down on his wimpiness. Incredible.

[stevio]

Beautiful.

[miss marmelstein]

Actually, it was the Daily News not the Post. The Post is more conservative. And the author is an embarrassment, lol. And insulting to all our service people who truly do have PTSD.

[TADSLOS]

Meh...Just another delta male snowflake.

[CGASMIA68]

What a Kuntz Man Kuntzman is..

I was honored to see my remarks to him printed in his AR 15 rebuttal article.

[rodguy911]

OK sign me up.

[glock rocks]

Watch This Man Fire An AR-15 Off His Nose
To Prove It Doesn't Cause Bruising or PTSD

[miss marmelstein]

I forgot to say the parodies were hilarious.

[MHGinTN]

One of your best! Should make the hall of Fame!

[rockrr]

He’s gonna need a full pad of butthurt forms. They’ll go nicely with his sanitary napkins ;’}