Posted on 05/26/2016 4:55:45 AM PDT by ghosthost
Ya beat me to it ...
Ping.
I hate to bring these people down but there are way too many young girls graduating high schools where these stripper jobs will be the apex of their careers.
Given the abysmal state of public education, more young girls are only ready for this type of job than ever before.
Lazamataz has
A six-pack like Sly Stallone
In Rocky XL.
Burma Shave.
It is often said,
That Mister Laz,
Is fit as fiddle,
And a 6-pack, he has.
But his fiddle is busted,
And played by a dreg,
And on his belly,
He wears a beer keg.
BURMA SHAVE
They'll be disappointed that most don't look like the silhouette sign. Most will look like that guy on the right in the picture above. Seriously, that's a two bagger or a dude. U-g-l-y.
I love it! You are an artist. But I’m surprised to see you on a thread about strippers. Expanding your horizons?
“If you’re a graduate, you [should] want to go to college,”
...
They’ll lose a lot of their earning power if they wait until they’re out of college.
If you’re dumb
But still the looker
You can always
Be a hooker.
BURMA SHAVE
You can’t get any job these days if you don’t graduate high school
dear T-Bone,
re: ‘night before wedding’ haiku ... ahem,
‘Chillun’, ax yo’ daddy!’
Dear T-Bone,
re: numerical sequence of haiku ... did not know the ‘5-7-5’ setup, only knew the ‘17’ rule.
Shakespearean was more suited for the Western mind, although there are some that would gladly write poisoned poetry in Classic language, for deeper ethereal connotations.
(Chaucer was fun, too.)
re the Classic reference, look into any of Kim Harrison’s ‘The Hollows’ series for further examination. Also a fantastic waffle recipe there.
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