Boris Johnson wins 'most offensive Erdoğan poem' competition

the guardian ^ | 19 may 2016 | Jessica Elgot

[DUMBGRUNT]

Boris Johnson has won a £1,000 prize for a rude poem about the Turkish president having sex with a goat.

“If somebody wants to make a joke about the love that flowers between the Turkish president and a goat, he should be able to do so, in any European country, including Turkey,” Johnson told interviewer Nicholas Farrell, who then challenged him to enter the Spectator’s poetry prize.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Today, fun with poetry!

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Hilarious!

In the UK "wankerer" rhymes with Ankara. How lovely.

[dfwgator]

I think we found a replacement for “The Aristocrats”.

[Mr. Mojo]

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankera.
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

Congrats, Boris. Your £1,000 prize was well-deserved.

[Nateman]

There once was a madman named Moe

who wanted to give God Hood a Go

With brutal lust

and endless warfare a must

to one billion his insanity still goes!

[Nateman]

There once was a madman named Moe

who wanted to give God Hood a Go

With brutal lust

and endless warfare a must

to one billion his insanity still goes!

[dragonblustar]

“There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific wankerer. “Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat, But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

[doug from upland]

Wish I knew about this. I would have entered.

Did not want to be seen, we can note
Sneaked from Ankara off in his boat
Spotted by TMZ
Film you’re going to see
A Lewinsky from his chubby goat

[AlaskaErik]

When I was in Afghanistan and we saw a herd of goats the only question was, is it a harem or a brothel.