Why can’t we have rules about opuses? What’s the point if it isn’t long, hysterical and narcissistic? We need a better bang for our buck.
I agree. The entire point of an opus is to prove one’s narcissism superior to the dunces who remain. These lackluster, inoffensive, portions of passionless pablum should be outlawed!
I suggest a minimum of 1500 words
We should allow extra credit for cursing and YELLING.
At least three ad hominem attacks should be included.
Mentioning your candidate fifty times at a minimum
Trashing their opponent and supporters
Railing about fairness and how Jim is bigoted
Extra credit for persecution complexes
It still needs work, but this should give us a good start.