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Akbar Idiots: Terror Fails and Jihadi Bloopers
Funker350 ^
| Feb. 9, 2016
| Will
Posted on 02/10/2016 6:34:44 AM PST by Jed Eckert
"Fratricide"is my middle name. When my mortar explodes in my hand.. Allahu Akbar! When my buddy point blanks me with an anti air heavy machine gun... Allahu Akbar! When I am so incredibly stupid as a result of uncountable generations of inbreeding that the simple process of aiming my rifle is too complicated for me to fathom...Allahu Akbar! God may be great, but it's painfully obvious that he doesn't think a whole lot of you clowns.
Video at link
TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; islam; jihad; terrorists
What would happen if The Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy and Wile E. Coyote decided to become jihadists?
The video may offer us clue.
To: Jed Eckert
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posted on
02/10/2016 6:35:58 AM PST
by
Tommygun99
(I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here!)
To: Jed Eckert
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posted on
02/10/2016 6:39:58 AM PST
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
To: Jed Eckert
Failure to train and maintain.
To: Jed Eckert
Poor training, poor maintenance and poor tactics
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posted on
02/10/2016 6:42:25 AM PST
by
Fai Mao
(Just a tropical gardiner chatting with friends)
To: Jed Eckert
Their tactical handbook is two words: “hope” and “pray.”
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posted on
02/10/2016 6:46:26 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: IronJack
In Iraq I would call their antics; spray and pray. They would tell us that if Allah wanted us dead, it would not matter where they pointed the gun. And we would solidly agree with them.
Because it always helps to have the enemy as dumb as a rock.
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posted on
02/10/2016 6:55:47 AM PST
by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: wbarmy
So besides being cowards, they're also stupid. But then, I guess those are the paramount requirements for being a jihadi.
One more reason to drain that gene pool.
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posted on
02/10/2016 7:02:11 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: DugwayDuke
And they are worried about swine flu?
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posted on
02/10/2016 7:10:08 AM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: Jed Eckert
Can’t just watch it one time!
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posted on
02/10/2016 7:12:30 AM PST
by
bigbob
("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
To: IronJack
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posted on
02/10/2016 7:12:38 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Fai Mao
Not to mention poor genetics. Inbreeding’s a bitch & does a number on the old I.Q.
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posted on
02/10/2016 7:29:00 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Jed Eckert
These tards want to establish a 7th century caliphate using 21st century weapons invented by Christians. What could go wrong?
To: Jed Eckert
Get a bunch of laser pointers. Tape the button to "on." Lay them so they point at the tank. The tank will soon exhaust its countermeasures.
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