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Florida Woman Wakes to Find Exotic Kinkajou Caressing Her Face
ktla ^ | 01/27/2016

Posted on 01/27/2016 5:41:42 PM PST by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin
"Caressing Her Face"

Kinkajous do that to their food before they eat it.

41 posted on 01/27/2016 6:36:30 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

dog = wolf = native to Americas

cat = lynx = native to Americas


42 posted on 01/27/2016 6:36:48 PM PST by txnativegop (Tired of liberals, even a few in my own family.)
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To: dp0622

LOL!


43 posted on 01/27/2016 6:37:26 PM PST by BBell
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To: BenLurkin

https://youtu.be/O2R1d4x-3xY


44 posted on 01/27/2016 6:41:30 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: certrtwngnut

how do you scare a woman into that :)


45 posted on 01/27/2016 6:42:37 PM PST by dp0622
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To: BenLurkin

https://youtu.be/O2R1d4x-3xY


46 posted on 01/27/2016 6:44:19 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Osage Orange

Cross a dog and a cat, and you may end up with an animal that thinks about killing you and is able to do so.


47 posted on 01/27/2016 6:47:02 PM PST by PAR35
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To: BenLurkin

https://youtu.be/3S5KMJyOVlU


48 posted on 01/27/2016 6:47:03 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: txnativegop

“Hamsters I do not know about.”

Hamsters are Syrian Refugees. And we know what that means. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_hamster


49 posted on 01/27/2016 6:49:38 PM PST by PAR35
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To: hemogoblin

I can picture that thing buying Night Train and cigarettes with an EBT card.


50 posted on 01/27/2016 7:13:12 PM PST by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: lastchance

Thank you. I was really scratching my head at that one. A cross that is implied to be regularly living in the wild?

I have a feeling poor editing left out “LOOKS LIKE” when writing it IS a cross between....


51 posted on 01/27/2016 7:25:27 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: txnativegop

Huh? Wolves all over the world. If you believe that connection.

Cat is not lynx. Although many cats do exist that are closely related - and that includes Europe/Africa/Arabia.


52 posted on 01/27/2016 7:27:23 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: XEHRpa

Took me a minute to get it, but—good one!


53 posted on 01/27/2016 9:09:11 PM PST by mumblypeg (Reality is even more complicated than the internet.)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh my gracious. That IS disturbing. Heh heh! Er. Never mind!


54 posted on 01/27/2016 9:16:45 PM PST by mumblypeg (Reality is even more complicated than the internet.)
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To: dp0622

10 at 2 and 2 at 10?


55 posted on 01/27/2016 9:18:37 PM PST by Rebelbase (A new batch of harpies has hatched in time for the 2016 election.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’d give your left nad for a tongue like that.


56 posted on 01/27/2016 9:19:46 PM PST by Rebelbase (A new batch of harpies has hatched in time for the 2016 election.)
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To: PAR35

Don’t have cats....but my dogs would never even bite me.


57 posted on 01/27/2016 10:09:46 PM PST by Osage Orange (Nowadays we are just Central America with snow.)
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To: txnativegop
If you want to do it that way....

kinkajou = raccoons = lot's of people have them as pets.

58 posted on 01/28/2016 6:54:16 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: BenLurkin
...she woke up staring at a kinkajou, which is a cross between a raccoon and monkey.

THAT must'a been some mating! < /sarc >

59 posted on 01/28/2016 8:00:09 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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