Florida Woman Wakes to Find Exotic Kinkajou Caressing Her Face

ktla ^ | 01/27/2016

[Anoreth]

Well, I mean, it’s a free country.

[jwalsh07]

We don’t countenance anti Semitism here at FR.

[PghBaldy]

Headline of the Century!

[Ken H]

Lucky she didn’t get her face torn up. That guy looks like he could do some real damage.

[PghBaldy]

it is a cross between Anthony Weiner and Woody Allen.

[meatloaf]

“why get an animal from God-knows where” That may rule out hamsters too.

[MHGinTN]

Wasn’t it the escaped pet of someone?

[txnativegop]

Yes, it is a free country. And yes, non-native species are almost impossible to get rid of, once established.

[txnativegop]

Fine, never did see the appeal of having a pet rodent.

[Lazamataz]

You thought of me because you often wake to see me caressing your face.

[lastchance]

They are working on it. I’m pretty sure there is a bounty offered for the pythons.

[lastchance]

Yep. We should send that reporter on a snipe hunt.

[txnativegop]

I thought there might be a bounty on them, because of the threat they pose to alligators.

Save the ‘gators, they are very tasty!

[Twinkie]

Laz would love one of these little kinkajous if it could
get along with his baby kitteh kats.

Our cat has her own little door. She brings in all sorts of
stuff; so we never know what she is going to catch while out
hunting during the night. (The heifer sleeps all day after
prowling all night.)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You realize dogs, cats and hamsters are all non-native pets?

[txnativegop]

lastchance:

thank you for that information. I was sitting here wondering what wacko geneticist had created such a critter.

It is a rather creepy looking animal.

[txnativegop]

dogs and cats were domesticated by humans long before we developed writing.

You are correct in the most strict sense, but dogs and cats were changed to serve our needs a very long time ago.

Hamsters I do not know about. I assume that they members of the rodent family.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And none of them are native to the Americas. The kinkajou at least is from the Americas.

[hemogoblin]

"Hey she was lovin' it, baby. Don't tell me she wasn't."

[DesertRhino]

Bow chicka bow wow,,,,