Black lives matter.
Posted on 11/16/2015 1:44:26 PM PST by Cowman
It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.
Via The Smoking Gun, Natasha West was a customer at an Oak Lawn, Illinois Denny’s just looking for some pancakes. Specifically, all of the pancakes, as she had ordered the $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special. When West was informed, however, that a singular order of the special only applied to her and that her entire party could not partake of her limitless flapjack bounty, police say she reacted poorly.
West is alleged to have begun cursing and throwing punches at her server (the bearer of the ill hotcake tidings)—all of which apparently missed. The fact that West allegedly began cursing and wildly swinging at a server over $4 all-you-can-eat pancakes would be bonkers enough, but she and her party are also accused of leaving without paying their tab, with West supposedly kicking the holy hell out of a door on the way out.
Police were ultimately able to locate West and her friends from a description of the car in which they fled the scene. West has been charged with assault and damage to property, while another member of her party has been charged with providing police with false identification.
I think this is the first time Kitchenette has ever covered a bat***t crazy news story from a Denny’s, and I am genuinely shocked it took this long.
This was my guess....fat black.
She looks like a stack of flat tires.
That would be “Poke chop”
Black eyes matter. ;-)
Buffet Bounty Bollixed by Rebuffed Breakfast Brat
WHO is in charge of the FR Pancake Bunny, and why are they asleep at the switch?!?!?
ROFL ROFL
Looks like she swallowed alot of Pancakes herself before the rampage.
BAN PANCAKES!!!
Black flapjacks matter.
Oogaboogas be oogaboogin’
I see what you did there.
I thought this would be a Rachel Corrie thread.
Common sense pancake legislation to reduce pancake violence, in accordance with U.N. pancake resolutions, and including but not limited to the ability of pancake violence victims to sue pancake manufacturers.
ROFL Love it!
She was just confused. The-$4-All-Everyone-Can-Eat-Pancake-Sale was just down the street.
Some people can’t handle their pancakes and syrup.
Denny’s and Chill?
Just Pancakes Or Else.....next year’s million pancake march
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