Posted on 11/16/2015 1:44:26 PM PST by Cowman
It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do.
Via The Smoking Gun, Natasha West was a customer at an Oak Lawn, Illinois Denny’s just looking for some pancakes. Specifically, all of the pancakes, as she had ordered the $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special. When West was informed, however, that a singular order of the special only applied to her and that her entire party could not partake of her limitless flapjack bounty, police say she reacted poorly.
West is alleged to have begun cursing and throwing punches at her server (the bearer of the ill hotcake tidings)—all of which apparently missed. The fact that West allegedly began cursing and wildly swinging at a server over $4 all-you-can-eat pancakes would be bonkers enough, but she and her party are also accused of leaving without paying their tab, with West supposedly kicking the holy hell out of a door on the way out.
Police were ultimately able to locate West and her friends from a description of the car in which they fled the scene. West has been charged with assault and damage to property, while another member of her party has been charged with providing police with false identification.
I think this is the first time Kitchenette has ever covered a bat***t crazy news story from a Denny’s, and I am genuinely shocked it took this long.
Do I need to look???
LOL! Be as well all know, so many parasites are just that, and expect to game the system over a total lack of morals.
The Didoo did it.
Just a wild, wild guess, but if Oprah had a sister . . . she would probably look like her.
Natasha was sitting around getting stoned with her friends when she suddenly had a brilliant idea.
#BlackPancakesMatter???
uhh... no
If you be thinkin she be one of Obama’s fambly, you be jus right bout dat
Jus be how dey is, and whats dey do
You could just sneak a syrup-titious glance
Aunt Jemima’s revenge!
She looks more like Mrs Butterworth.
Hilarious!!!
I crown the King of Freeper Puns.
All YOU can eat ,not all you and your friends can eat
Probably not.
Oak Lawn, IL Self-entitled Unreasonable Easy to anger
definitely a liberal / leftist; race uncertain without looking.
Petulant perturbation provoked
by pancake paucity precedes
pecunious peccadilloes prior to
portal punching parting and
portends police pickup.
Pshaw!
In the mugshot, she’s looking off to the side in disgust as if she spotted a pork chop that is beyond her reach.
I would have thought the ruckus was all about outside maple syrup being brought in for consumption.
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