Thanks to Gefn for the link!
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
Kitten wins, hands down. If it was Cruz staffer I might have a harder choice.
2 posted on
09/30/2015 3:03:51 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
Well it is better to adopt that kitten! :) =^..^=
3 posted on
09/30/2015 3:04:04 AM PDT by
Biggirl
("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
To: Slings and Arrows
I would prefer to adopt a hugh manatee because you can’t rollerskate with a buffalo
4 posted on
09/30/2015 3:11:51 AM PDT by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Slings and Arrows
Does the staffer speak English?
To: Slings and Arrows
Not cat person, Manatees it is.
11 posted on
09/30/2015 3:37:18 AM PDT by
verga
(I might as well be playing chess with pigeons.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I can adopt a water buffalo for $250? Can I keep it in my freezer?
12 posted on
09/30/2015 3:45:37 AM PDT by
Hugin
("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man Standing.)
To: Slings and Arrows; ml/nj; ExTexasRedhead; smoothsailing; Just A Nobody; miss marmelstein; ...
This
New York Magazine writer Ellman, a big leftist like just about everyone at that snobby elitist publication is, thinks he's being funny in comparing Rubio's "Adopt a Staffer" campaign gimmick to other "adoption" initiatives. Actually, like for so many wanna-be humorists on the left, this piece falls far short of his objective. It's hardly worth the paper (or digital space) it's written on.
As a political fund-raising technique, "Adopt a Staffer" is somewhat creative, but I wouldn't expect it to result in smashing financial rewards for the Rubio campaign.
To: Slings and Arrows
18 posted on
09/30/2015 4:12:37 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A kitten because...
everybody’s got a water buffalo.
(Yours is fast, but mine is slow.)
25 posted on
09/30/2015 5:14:03 AM PDT by
unlearner
(RIP America, 7/4/1776 - 6/26/2015, "Only God can judge us now." - Claus Von Stauffenberg / Valkyrie)
To: Slings and Arrows
A kitten, any day of the week.
28 posted on
09/30/2015 5:49:48 AM PDT by
redfreedom
(All it takes for evil to win is for good people to do nothing - that's how the left took over.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Our cat, Brutus, is going wild on us. She is a fanatic about
being outdoors - all day, all night. Even tries to reach up and turn the doorknobs. Can’t reach ‘em; but it’s pitiful. - She seems to love us; but just wants to be OUTSIDE all the time & catch bugs and lizards. Stuffy used to knock the lizard’s tails off and eat those; but Brutus, with no thought for “the future” just gobbles up the whole lizard! The lizards grow new tails to replace the ones the cats eat; but Brutus doesn’t bother with the future!
37 posted on
09/30/2015 8:24:15 AM PDT by
Twinkie
(John 3:16)
To: Slings and Arrows
Personally, not really infatuated with Rubio, hate cats, so I’ll go with the water buffalo. At least I can use it as a tractor when the Economy goes belly up....
38 posted on
09/30/2015 9:24:57 AM PDT by
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(I love my dog, but a .45 is man's best friend...)
To: Slings and Arrows
39 posted on
09/30/2015 10:51:23 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Slings and Arrows; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
And, if you adopt the Rubio staffer, you get free Spanish lessons from a real Mexican illegal.
DANG!
46 posted on
09/30/2015 8:25:53 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
To: Slings and Arrows
You can adopt a kitten from the ASPCA for about half the price of a Rubio staffer. I adopt my kittens for free!
They appear in my yard and insist they live with me... I really don't have a choice in the matter.
49 posted on
10/01/2015 8:20:22 PM PDT by
exDemMom
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