Posted on 09/11/2015 5:19:07 PM PDT by skeptoid
An Oregon man was jailed and is facing charges after Port of Portland police say he urinated on several passengers on an early morning JetBlue flight from Anchorage to Portland International Airport Friday.
According to CBS news affiliate KOIN6, police say Jeff D. Rubin, 27, had been asleep for most of the flight, which left Stevens International Airport in Anchorage around 12 a.m.
About 30 minutes before landing in Portland, he stood up and began urinating between the crack in the seat in front of him and onto other passengers.
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Gerard Finneran got him beat.
He misheard the stewardess when she offered “peanuts””.
Considering he deplaned with his face intact, maybe *everyone* on the flight was on Ambien. Holy crap!
I wasn’t the author of that message... but I did take an Ambien - once!
... don't know when I'll zip up again.
Hold me close and never let me...go!
GOPee
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