Maybe in a volt, Leaf, or Priaps........but a Corvette?
Now you are regressing back to the gold chain disco days of the 70's joke Corvettes. But maybe that is fitting for the types that would want this sort of crap in their car.
Why do assume it's crap? There are currently 34 car badges who are going to be including Apple CarPlay in their upcoming models because it beats all the other options and works:
“...the types that would want this sort of crap in their car.”
The types who would want news, traffic info, and music in their car? Gosh, I don’t know anyone like that.