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Michelle Obama: If I weren’t first lady, ‘I would be Beyonce’
msnbc ^ | Aug. 1, 2015 | Kara Stiles

Posted on 08/01/2015 4:08:39 PM PDT by PROCON


If Michelle Obama weren’t first lady, she knows exactly what she would do.

In an Instagram posted Friday, rapper Wale asks the first lady, “If you had the opportunity to have a different occupation, what would it be?”

“I would be Beyonce,” she responds.

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: beyonce; michelleobama; moochelle; whocares
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To: mountn man

Holy mother of god what is that dragging across belly button, seemingly a silver dollar pancake.


61 posted on 08/01/2015 5:51:47 PM PDT by DAC21 (.z)
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To: PROCON
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62 posted on 08/01/2015 5:55:50 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Obama probably had his Che t-shirt on under his dress shirt when meeting with the communist dictator of Cuba.


63 posted on 08/01/2015 5:56:11 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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64 posted on 08/01/2015 6:07:20 PM PDT by PROCON (FReeping on CRUZ Control)
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To: PROCON
"Michelle Obama: If I weren’t first lady, ‘I would be Beyonce’"

Given the skills moochelle has to offer that might make her a croaking hanburger-flipper.
65 posted on 08/01/2015 6:28:45 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: PROCON

Moochelle would be a Kardashian.

Her butt is big enough to qualify.


66 posted on 08/01/2015 6:36:17 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Liberals are like the Taliban and ISIS....destroying cultural icons they don't like.)
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To: Palio di Siena

It’s a Michael.


67 posted on 08/01/2015 6:56:15 PM PDT by mcshot (We have but our word and honor - 0 has 0.)
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To: PROCON

Have not scanned this thread yet, but I suspect the mod that deletes Mooche/Wookie fun will be at it hot and heavy.


68 posted on 08/01/2015 7:06:38 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: doorgunner69
I believe that mod has the day off :-)

Looky, looky...

69 posted on 08/01/2015 7:13:38 PM PDT by PROCON (FReeping on CRUZ Control)
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To: Organic Panic

THIS CAT ONLY HAS NINE LIVES AND THAT PHOTO SCARED HIM SO MUCH THAT IT TOOK FIVE OF HIS LIVES.

70 posted on 08/01/2015 7:26:16 PM PDT by seawolf101
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To: PROCON

I think she would be at least two Beyonce.


71 posted on 08/01/2015 7:26:49 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: PROCON

She seems to gout of her way to resemble a male transsexual.


72 posted on 08/01/2015 7:38:13 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Churchillspirit
"That woman has zero fashion sense."

That wouldn't disqualify her for a job as a mannequin at Target.
73 posted on 08/01/2015 7:38:37 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Fightin Whitey

A quite accurate assessment!


74 posted on 08/01/2015 8:38:20 PM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: PROCON
There might be an opening in Sumatra, but she'd have to audition.


75 posted on 08/01/2015 9:03:08 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: PROCON
Hey, if anyone needed a derriere transplant, ol' Mooch could help TWO patients! Anyone who thinks hearing her squawk and gripe is worth the price of a ticket can have her BRAIN for a transplant FREE!


76 posted on 08/01/2015 9:22:34 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: PROCON
Hey, if anyone needed a derriere transplant, ol' Mooch could help TWO patients! Anyone who thinks hearing her squawk and gripe is worth the price of a ticket can have her BRAIN for a transplant FREE!


77 posted on 08/01/2015 9:22:34 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: PROCON

Always keepin’ it classy. /s


78 posted on 08/02/2015 11:00:04 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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