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To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Somehow, the words “snail” and “running” just don’t belong near each other in the same sentence.
3 posted on
07/31/2015 8:45:11 AM PDT by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Red Badger
Is it physically possible for a snail to “Run Amok”?
4 posted on
07/31/2015 8:45:17 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
To: Red Badger
"Marie, now just stay calm. Stay calm. Don’t look down, don’t look down! Look up! Just keep your eyes up and keep them that way, o.k.!
Waiter!.......There are snails on her plate! Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way!
You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can’t even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"
7 posted on
07/31/2015 8:47:07 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Red Badger
“native to Nigeria and some neighbouring parts of West Africa, who believe drinking the snail’s mucus can cure certain ailments. “
and you guys wonder why Africa is such a cultured and progressive continent...
10 posted on
07/31/2015 8:48:05 AM PDT by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: Red Badger
Pichardo said Giant African Snails are instead used by traditionalists of the Yoruba people, native to Nigeria and some neighbouring parts of West Africa, who believe drinking the snail's mucus can cure certain ailments.Fantastic, thanks again, immigrants.
14 posted on
07/31/2015 8:49:22 AM PDT by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Red Badger
Just import some cajuns, they will come up with a delicious “snail gumbo” recipe and whittle that population down to size.
To: Red Badger
Get a salt spreader. Done.
17 posted on
07/31/2015 8:51:34 AM PDT by
albie
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
WOW! Escargot!! For Everybody!
21 posted on
07/31/2015 8:52:24 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Red Badger
Washington DC is full of even slimier critters ten times that size!
23 posted on
07/31/2015 8:53:06 AM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Red Badger
I thought the stories yesterday couldn’t be topped. It’s only one day later, and we get this.
Federal dogs used to track down snails.
People using snails in their religious rituals.
Obama is a snail.
OK. I made that last one up.
29 posted on
07/31/2015 8:56:24 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Red Badger
39 posted on
07/31/2015 9:00:45 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Red Badger
who believe drinking the snail's mucus can cure certain ailments. Once you do snail, you'll never go frail...
41 posted on
07/31/2015 9:01:00 AM PDT by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Red Badger
“Officials have set up a snail-sighting hotline”
Hurry! Oh crap, you let him get away!
To: Red Badger
The giant African land snail is causing problems for Floridians This kind of talk is divisive, the snails just want a better life for themselves and their offspring. They should be given a path to come out of the shadows and, eventually, vote democrat.
48 posted on
07/31/2015 9:08:49 AM PDT by
pepsi_junkie
(The only fiscally sound thing dems ever did: create a state run media they don't have to pay for)
To: Red Badger
Snails, huh?
53 posted on
07/31/2015 9:11:35 AM PDT by
Sister_T
(Atttaaaaccckkkkkk Waaaattttcccchhhhh! https://youtu.be/-XYKRokgX00)
To: Red Badger
58 posted on
07/31/2015 9:14:37 AM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Red Badger
Hide your children..Ninja slug stike, again!
62 posted on
07/31/2015 9:17:23 AM PDT by
Leep
(Still living in what remains of 'God's Country'.)
To: Red Badger
who believe drinking the snail's mucus can cure certain ailments.I'll wait for the scientific study, and the pill form of the effective ingredient.
68 posted on
07/31/2015 9:30:13 AM PDT by
DannyTN
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