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How To Not Look Gay
Breaking Bad (I think)

Posted on 07/27/2015 6:12:03 PM PDT by Talisker





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Made me laugh...
1 posted on 07/27/2015 6:12:03 PM PDT by Talisker
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To: Talisker

90% of the world does not tolerate homosexuality. 90% are right!!


2 posted on 07/27/2015 6:14:01 PM PDT by WENDLE (Don't allow Fox to "bush whack" Trump!!)
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To: Talisker

LOL!


3 posted on 07/27/2015 6:17:39 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I'm fed up.)
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To: Talisker

Thanks...i needed that. LOL!


4 posted on 07/27/2015 6:19:19 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Talisker

Thanks for posting


5 posted on 07/27/2015 6:22:11 PM PDT by Nevadan
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I think it’s from the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show.


6 posted on 07/27/2015 6:25:05 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Talisker

There’s always the deal about urinal etiquette. Always leave a buffer urinal. Never use the urinal directly next to a guy when a buffer urinal is available. If the stall is open and there are no buffer urinals, use the stall.


7 posted on 07/27/2015 6:25:19 PM PDT by henkster (Where'd my tagline go?)
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To: Talisker

Har!


8 posted on 07/27/2015 6:26:55 PM PDT by Cold Heat (For Rent....call 1-555-tagline)
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To: Talisker
The, "buffer seat" thing is not 100%!

Limp wrists are a tell...
9 posted on 07/27/2015 6:27:53 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Blueflag
I think it’s from the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show.

You are correct. Breaking Bad, they just killed people.

10 posted on 07/27/2015 6:32:40 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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“The first thing you do is you inscribe your initials on the urinal. Then they run a little bit, then you wet down the entire urinal. “Wet down! Wet down! Wet down entire urinal! Cover all of the dry spots! Gotta get ‘em all! Every one! Gotta look, see if the light is shining.” Then..Then and only then are you allowed to go after the cigarettes at the bottom of the urinal! Targets of opportunity! Yeah. You had to break up them cigarettes. Field strip ‘em, my friend. Camels and Luckys were easy...but a Kent with a micronite filter. Takes three guys and a keg of beer. “C’mon guys! Hey...c’mon. Let’s go, man” - George Carlin


11 posted on 07/27/2015 6:37:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Don’t sway your hips when you walk. Tell tale sign.


12 posted on 07/27/2015 6:38:52 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Talisker; humblegunner
How Not To Look Gay:

Rule #1 -

Never be seen in public with Justin Bieber.

Rule #2 -

Never tap your foot while using public
restrooms if you are in the same city as:

George Michael
Barry Soetoro
Rahm Emanuel
Lindsey Graham


13 posted on 07/27/2015 6:38:54 PM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: dfwgator

Lol! I love that skit.


14 posted on 07/27/2015 6:47:10 PM PDT by henkster (Where'd my tagline go?)
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To: Talisker

That’s why I eat a banana the same way I eat corn on the cob.


15 posted on 07/27/2015 6:50:38 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America Matters!)
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16 posted on 07/27/2015 6:53:10 PM PDT by dfwgator
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I’ll bet he eats bananas like that too! LOL!


17 posted on 07/27/2015 6:55:22 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America Matters!)
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To: dfwgator

Turkey dog right?
Halal.


18 posted on 07/27/2015 6:56:30 PM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
That’s why I eat a banana the same way I eat corn on the cob.

Hmm... seems like overkill to me...


19 posted on 07/27/2015 6:56:50 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker

I run with a rough crowd.


20 posted on 07/27/2015 6:57:34 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America Matters!)
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