There’s always the deal about urinal etiquette. Always leave a buffer urinal. Never use the urinal directly next to a guy when a buffer urinal is available. If the stall is open and there are no buffer urinals, use the stall.
“The first thing you do is you inscribe your initials on the urinal. Then they run a little bit, then you wet down the entire urinal. “Wet down! Wet down! Wet down entire urinal! Cover all of the dry spots! Gotta get ‘em all! Every one! Gotta look, see if the light is shining.” Then..Then and only then are you allowed to go after the cigarettes at the bottom of the urinal! Targets of opportunity! Yeah. You had to break up them cigarettes. Field strip ‘em, my friend. Camels and Luckys were easy...but a Kent with a micronite filter. Takes three guys and a keg of beer. “C’mon guys! Hey...c’mon. Let’s go, man” - George Carlin
The Astrodome johns did not have individual urinals but long stainless steel troughs. You had to line up, elbow to elbow for a spot at the trough. I had a load of beer at an Oilers’ game, went to the john and got in line.
When it was my turn, I hauled it out and let fly. Unfortunately, an errant pubic hair had wrapped around the end of my member, splitting the stream. I peed two perfect streams in front of my “neighbors.”
I can only speculate on what the two guys related when they went back to their seats. “You won’t believe the deformed dude I encountered in the whizzer.”
If needed, use the kid's urinal rather than doing without a buffer urinal.