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Grillax, Bro: I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill.
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| July 22, 2015
| Jacob Brogan
Posted on 07/23/2015 7:22:04 AM PDT by C19fan
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Let me get this straight in order to be a self-described feminist man you should let your wife grill and let her screw anybody she wants.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:22:04 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Grills just wanna have fun....................
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:23:47 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: C19fan
I think this one is tongue-in-cheek. It reads too much like very good satire.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:23:57 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("In a very short period of time, these will be the good old days." -- unknown Freeper, 2015)
To: Lazamataz
Considering it is Slate I don’t think it is satire.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:24:49 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: C19fan
These people are whacko-cracko. It’s sad that so many of them control the levers of society.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:25:19 AM PDT
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: C19fan
I read more. It is definitely satire.
Surprised that slate would let something stand that satires their positions like this.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:25:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("In a very short period of time, these will be the good old days." -- unknown Freeper, 2015)
To: C19fan
This guy is a closet homosexual.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:28:38 AM PDT
by
nonliberal
(Sent from a payphone in a whorehouse in Mexico.)
To: Lazamataz
I suspect Slate didn’t get the point.....they must be just thinking the author is a metrosexual like the others at slate.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:29:24 AM PDT
by
originalbuckeye
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
To: C19fan
Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:29:30 AM PDT
by
ExpatGator
(I hate Illinois Nazis!)
To: C19fan
See how luxury destroys the mind.
Maybe Mao had it right and these bourgeois nancy boys need to go work in the fields to get things straightened out.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:30:51 AM PDT
by
ecomcon
To: C19fan
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:34:38 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.Buy into it,)
To: C19fan
Need equal amount of time in the beer cooler as on the grill. Maybe more than equal. Stop thinking so much.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:41:49 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: C19fan
This poor fellow has absolutely no idea how completely he is entrapped—or the nature of the trap he’s caught in. He’s trapped in groupthink, denial, and hubris and is neither free thinking, liberal, nor intelligent enough to find his way out.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:41:52 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
("You can, in fact must, shout 'Fire!' in a crowded theater. It just has to be the truth." J.Goldberg)
To: C19fan
This poor fellow has absolutely no idea how completely he is entrapped—or the nature of the trap he’s caught in. He’s trapped in groupthink, denial, and hubris and is neither free thinking, liberal, nor intelligent enough to find his way out.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:41:53 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
("You can, in fact must, shout 'Fire!' in a crowded theater. It just has to be the truth." J.Goldberg)
To: originalbuckeye; C19fan; John Semmens
I suspect Slate didnt get the point.....they must be just thinking the author is a metrosexual like the others at slate.You bet. This is perhaps the best Satirical Prank I have ever seen.
John, check this out. If you can get a satirical piece into slate like this guy did, you will truly have arrived.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:51:45 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("In a very short period of time, these will be the good old days." -- unknown Freeper, 2015)
To: Lazamataz
The narrator is trying to be an interesting guy, but he doesn’t have anything interesting to talk about - so he talks about this progressive feminist false-self system he has constructed.
It’s boring and pointless.
To the rest of you hillbillies out there - your old Pappy loves ya!
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:56:33 AM PDT
by
olepap
(Your old Pappy)
To: olepap
I think it is brilliant satire.
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posted on
07/23/2015 7:59:10 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("In a very short period of time, these will be the good old days." -- unknown Freeper, 2015)
To: 7thson
Whacko-cracko is the right word for it. And I agree.
To: Lazamataz
Bets satire is often confused for serious. But...note to the Slate metrosexuals concerned: one tiny surgical procedure will remove all your offending maleness... might as well dudes(?), most of you clearly ain’t using them... so you won’t miss them. Then maybe the urge to grill and accompanying dangerous CO2 will wane?
To: C19fan
beta bro wringing his hands over the prospect of some semblance of manliness without asking permission from his overly domineering ‘female partner’
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posted on
07/23/2015 8:02:27 AM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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