Grillax, Bro: I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill.

Slate ^ | July 22, 2015 | Jacob Brogan

[Jack Hammer]

Yet another example of cringing self-flagellation from yet another idiot Liberal (White) male seeking to explore the depths of contemporary social fashion.

[KGeorge]

“a finicky, meticulous cook” Frrrruit. This guy’s confused. He’s not a feminist. He’s effeminate.

[Yo-Yo]

Jacob Brogan is a Future Tense research associate. He is writing a book about the cultural history of lovesickness. Follow him on Twitter.

[Mister Da]

Get a life you emasculated fool.

[BraveMan]

I empathize with the author.

I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a big hairy biker. I like women. I was born this way.

[Rinnwald]

Well, at least you’re a lesbian. Anything else would be rape.

[48th SPS Crusader]

I hate how much I love to grill. It’s not that I’m inclined to vegetarianism or that I otherwise object to the practice itself. But I’m uncomfortable with the pleasure I take in something so conventionally masculine

Seek help. If you think about this minor issue that much you have real serious issues............

[RetiredNavy]

He may be male physically, but he certainly isn’t a “dude”. I’m sure his dude card was taken from him years ago.

[Bob]

Yes, sometimes it is just a hotdog. To a dedicated feminist, though, it’s more often a phallic representation of white supremacist, heteronormative, cisgender oppression.