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Good-natured jokester has last laugh with self-written obituary
KFOR ^ | K. QUERRY | JULY 2, 2015

Posted on 07/03/2015 12:54:18 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Doug Legler had a simplistic nature and always wanted to make people laugh.

Even though he spent most of his life working as a driver for Nash Finch, he didn’t want his career choice listed in an obituary.

In fact, Legler had a simple request from his family when he died.

He said he didn’t want a detailed narrative of his life.

When he passed recently, his family felt obligated to follow his wishes.

Legler’s obituary was even shorter than his name.

It simply read, “Doug Died.”

“He said over and over, ‘When I die, I want my obituary to just say, ‘Doug Died,” said Janet Stoll, Legler’s daughter.

The 85-year-old had a “gruff exterior,” but had a “heart of gold.”

“He was very lighthearted and had a great sense of humor,” she said. “He was very quick-witted, and funny. He was one of a kind, he really was. Everyone loved him that met him.”

The family told WDAY that a service will be held Thursday.

However, Stoll is a little worried people won’t know where to go since it wasn’t included in Legler’s obituary.

They say it serves as a final prank by the good-natured jokester.

“I’m sure he’s laughing up there now,” Stoll said.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dougdied; douglegler; janetstoll; nashfinch; obituaries; obituary
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1 posted on 07/03/2015 12:54:18 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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A lot of people in town will think it was another Doug. Think of the shock and the relief.


2 posted on 07/03/2015 12:59:47 AM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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“It simply read, “Doug Died.”

Are you sure he wasn’t Frank?


3 posted on 07/03/2015 1:00:29 AM PDT by IAMNO1 (Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe it should just say “Doug grave”.


4 posted on 07/03/2015 1:50:13 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: IAMNO1

I think he was too Frank.

Seriously though, A guy like that will surely be missed.


5 posted on 07/03/2015 1:52:49 AM PDT by smartymarty (How a mountain girl can love.)
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To: nickcarraway

Years ago my father used to joke that when he died, as people approached the open casket at the wake, he’d have a button on the railing that said “push here”. A recording of him would come on and say “Hi! This is Pete, thanks for coming! Didn’t the morticians do a wonderful job? It almost looks like I’m not even dead!....... Etc. Etc”


6 posted on 07/03/2015 2:07:43 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: nickcarraway

Here Lies
Lester Moore
4 Slugs From A 44
No Les
No More

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=19899


7 posted on 07/03/2015 2:15:14 AM PDT by TangibleDisgust (The Parmesan doesn't go like that.)
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“He said he didn’t want a detailed narrative of his life.”


I like the idea. Years ago a woman I worked with lost her father, who was rather prominent in this area. I had to wade through this lengthy obit of his entire life before I could get to the pertinent details of his funeral. Thank goodness I'm not that important or memorable. My obit should be short.

8 posted on 07/03/2015 2:53:24 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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Doug’s dead. RIP, Doug.


9 posted on 07/03/2015 2:54:48 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: TangibleDisgust

Here Lies Barack Obama
He’s not dead


10 posted on 07/03/2015 2:55:14 AM PDT by Cowman (As Jerry Williams used to say --- When comes the revolution....)
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"My obit should be short."

Deadnotlazy.

11 posted on 07/03/2015 2:55:35 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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I guess I can now remove the "Beware of Doug" sign from my front lawn. 😀
12 posted on 07/03/2015 3:03:24 AM PDT by The Duke (Azealia Banks)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL. Hey, I like that!


13 posted on 07/03/2015 3:11:22 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: fieldmarshaldj; fatnotlazy

The dead are the laziest. They don’t do anything but vote.


14 posted on 07/03/2015 3:15:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Carthego delenda est

LOL! By any chance was your Dad an engineer, because that has engineer written all over it.


15 posted on 07/03/2015 3:53:56 AM PDT by Flick Lives (“One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.” -- Heinlein "Friday")
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To: nickcarraway

Doug is deep.


16 posted on 07/03/2015 4:05:58 AM PDT by Misterioso (Islam is un-American.)
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Not unless ‘fatnotlazy’ is a Dem, which I very much doubt.


17 posted on 07/03/2015 4:22:46 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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I had an uncle who sadly took his own life due to the onset of Alzheimer's disease. He was a wonderful jokester and story teller and the funeral home director was one of his best friends.

For the viewing, the undertaker dressed Uncle Boyd in his pajamas, hunting boots, orange hunting cap and rifle (Uncle Boyd was an avid bear and deer hunter)........

18 posted on 07/03/2015 4:46:23 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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19 posted on 07/03/2015 4:51:38 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Cowman

What does Bones think?


20 posted on 07/03/2015 4:52:08 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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