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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/15/2015 5:27:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER

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A Suspended Lawyer,
an Illegal Alien,
a Pathological Liar,
a Muslim,
a Communist,
a Terrible golfer

and a Black Guy walk into a BAR.

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Bartender says.

“What’ll it be, Mr. President?

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41 posted on 05/15/2015 6:53:55 AM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: PROCON

Excellent


42 posted on 05/15/2015 6:55:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: martin_fierro

43 posted on 05/15/2015 6:57:58 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Lucky9teen

44 posted on 05/15/2015 7:01:40 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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45 posted on 05/15/2015 7:03:57 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: TexasCajun

46 posted on 05/15/2015 7:06:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: patriot08

47 posted on 05/15/2015 7:08:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: left that other site
"It's Metamucil, Jim"


48 posted on 05/15/2015 7:12:12 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!


49 posted on 05/15/2015 7:14:52 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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50 posted on 05/15/2015 7:16:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Old Sarge

51 posted on 05/15/2015 7:18:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Meo-Meow-Meow-Meow ...Meow-Meow-Meow

(No cat's were harmed in this biology class video)

52 posted on 05/15/2015 7:21:07 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Liberty Valance
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A loving cat can mend a wounded heart

Anonymous

53 posted on 05/15/2015 7:21:39 AM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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54 posted on 05/15/2015 7:22:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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55 posted on 05/15/2015 7:33:51 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Philippians 2:10)
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To: BenLurkin

Oh hell yes.


56 posted on 05/15/2015 7:40:18 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz; martin_fierro

57 posted on 05/15/2015 7:41:53 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: left that other site

Don’t know if they still do, but Marshall used to make an amp that went to 20. And they had Nigel Tufnel on hand to introduce it!


58 posted on 05/15/2015 7:56:03 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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To: BenLurkin
Moving to Nevada ...

A man walks comes home and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."

59 posted on 05/15/2015 8:01:06 AM PDT by Baynative (We are experiencing the type of government the founders warned us about.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL! The Canadian police chase!! ROFL!!


60 posted on 05/15/2015 8:06:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 - Look it up.... I miss the Gipper. Wish we had one like him.)
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