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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/15/2015 5:27:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Batter up ...
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:08:22 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:08:28 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Liawatha, because we need to beat a real commie, not a criminal posing as one.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:10:03 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(Are there more nearby spiders than the sun is big?)
To: Lucky9teen
I just posted this on another thread about Prom Dress Codes, and thought it would fit here too.
True Story:
My senior prom (Class of 1970) did not have a dress code, but everybody assumed that decolletage was unacceptable.
However, the statuesque, beautiful Black girl who sat directly across from me had evidently not gotten the memo, and was wearing an exquisite peach-colored gown with a plunging sweetheart neckline.
The first course arrived, a salad with a big round cherry tomato on top.
I attempted to spear it with my fork, and it did a perfect 3-pointer right into the plunge without even hitting the rim.
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:14:01 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
A Pakistani I knew once told me the U.S. could overrun any Muslim country it chose to, simply by airdropping live pigs and Playboy magazines.
To: Lucky9teen
Sex slave kidnapping.
Warning! Extremely explicit. This leaves nothing to you imagination. No kidding. You'll see the soon to be sex slave kidnapped right off the road.
I'm surprised YouTube allowed this to be posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deqnFQgBgEk
h/t to Leo for propagating this disgusting filth.
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:18:37 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(The current Federal Government is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V)
To: Lucky9teen
None of the following are original with me.
** My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. ** Bruce Jenner plans to donate his balls to nobama.
** URGENT WARNING!
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:19:50 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(The current Federal Government is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V)
To: Lucky9teen
To: TexasCajun
To: Lucky9teen
To: Liberty Valance
To: TexasCajun
a/k/a/ POETS day....(P*ss On Everything - Tomorrow’s Saturday)
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:40:13 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: TexasCajun
To: Lucky9teen
To: left that other site
Why not get a more powerful computer? Then ten would be faster.
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:44:01 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
I am content that my Guitar Amplifier goes up to 11! :-)
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:45:22 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:46:36 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
HeHeHe! :-)
My BASS amp goes up to 13!
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posted on
05/15/2015 6:47:25 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Heh....real players don’t need an amp. ;)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP FITTY WOO HOO
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