[Baynative]

Moving to Nevada ...

A man walks comes home and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."

[JRios1968]

[Lucky9teen]

What a dirty bird

[BenLurkin]

As a female colleague once said as the break-room discussion turned to men who had been murdered by their wives:

“And not one of them was washing dishes at the time.”

[BenLurkin]

Blew it! Correct account follows:

As a female colleague once said during the break-room discussion of how most murders of men by wives occur in the kitchen:

“And not one of them was washing dishes at the time.”