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Posted on 05/10/2015 5:54:28 AM PDT by Gamecock
GALVESTON, TX (KTRK) -- A Galveston stabbing suspect who left his alleged victim in critical condition is making headlines for what police say he did during his arrest.
The search for 29-year-old Jonathon Glenn started when officers began investigating a Tuesday night stabbing in the 1300 block of 25th Street. By Wednesday morning, detectives had identified Glenn as a suspect and traced his whereabouts to a home in the 2600 block of Ave P and .
When officers arrived at the home to search for him, Glenn ran out of the house and led officers on a brief foot chase. He was eventually arrested and placed in the back seat of a police car.
Then the arrest took an unusual turn.
Police say Glenn defecated in the back seat of the car, collected the feces in his mouth and spit it back out at officers. He then placed a seat belt around his throat, reportedly in an attempt to choke himself. Officers quickly cut the seat belt away from Glenn's neck and took him to jail.
Glenn is now being held on a $100,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault, according to the Galveston Police Department. He'd also been wanted on a kidnapping warrant out of Midland, Texas. That charge has a $50,000 bond.
Meanwhile, the stabbing victim is still in critical condition at UTMB-Galveston. Police say he suffered multiple stab wounds during the attack but was conscious whenever he was transported to the hospital.
I cant imagine the list...of possiblly adverse SIde Effects.......
Hope they’re ready for the inevitable accusations that they crammed the feces in his mouth.
Anybody seriously think this won’t happen? Or could have even been his idea all along? (which would presume that he’s actually not a sick lunatic on some kind of drug...)
well the perp is white...so the likelihood of that occurring is slender at best
if he were a “perp of color”....{ soon to be the accepted term for such people ] all hell would certainly break loose
"If you or a loved one ever spat poo at police after taking...."
Another useless breather
The mistake made here was to remove the perp from control over the seat belt.
Are they sure he wasn’t spitting out his brains?
Happy Mother’s Day!
“Mikey likes it!”
Avenue P: Putrid Perp Posits Poopy Patooey
At the intersection of 2nd St?
Napl?
“There was one guy who would poop in the bathtub and throw it at people.”
Yes, but even this “Exceptional Child” had the sense to throw the crap not put it in his mouth and spit it!
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Oxygen thief.
Ooooooh! Sorry!
That's a great guess but the question we were looking for was "What is the new designer drug "Flakka?"
(And please - My name is Alex.)
Sounds like just another San Fagsicko resident..............
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