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Cops: Man Set Rental Car Ablaze While Trying to Kill Bed Bugs
Fox News ^
| 4/16/15
Posted on 04/16/2015 8:46:13 AM PDT by martin_fierro
A Long Island man accidentally set his rental car ablaze in an effort to kill bed bugs, police say.
Authorities say 44-year-old Scott Kemery poured rubbing alcohol on the bed bugs because he thought it would do the trick. Then, he lit a cigarette, setting himself and three cars on fire.
"He said he had bedbugs in the car, and someone told him if he saturated them with alcohol, it would kill them," Det. Sgt. Edward Fitzgerald told Newsday. "So he went and bought some alcohol, he poured it all in there and he sat in his car and lit a cigarette.
Kemery was treated at a local hospital for second-degree burns, but will be OK.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bedbug; bedbugs; budbugs; napl; thestupiditburns
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To: martin_fierro
41
posted on
04/16/2015 1:02:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: martin_fierro
...Reading through all these posts, did no one read past the first sentence? Is everyone so witty they only take half a sentence to think of a joke and need to post it before someone else does?
Then, he lit a cigarette, setting himself and three cars on fire.
How did he manage to set THREE cars on fire?
To: ExSoldier; martin_fierro; SunkenCiv
Oops, I didn't know that it was a requirement that the candidate die. Sorry. It's not.
The requirement is that you remove yourself from the gene pool.
We have a Mangled Genitals ping list to cover that particular base...
43
posted on
04/16/2015 1:32:33 PM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
To: ExSoldier
They have to die or be incapable of reproducing.
The genital mutilation accidents are particularly cringe-worthy.
I don’t recommend them for women, let alone men.
44
posted on
04/16/2015 1:44:19 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 -- Look it up.... I donate monthly. Give it a try! It's great!)
To: exit82
To: Bratch
46
posted on
04/16/2015 2:33:48 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: martin_fierro; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
No, no, no, Scott. You douse the bedbugs in a recommended insecticide, then you light the cigarette . . .
DANG!
47
posted on
04/16/2015 3:23:50 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
To: Svartalfiar
How did he manage to set THREE cars on fire?Maybe he had seen that there were bedbugs in all three.
48
posted on
04/16/2015 3:27:41 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
To: null and void
Please add me to the Mangled Genitals ping list. Thanks.
49
posted on
04/16/2015 3:28:25 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; martin_fierro; SunkenCiv
Ah, well, uh, um, I can’t.
I don’t run that list.
Can’t remember if it’s martin_fierro or SunkenCiv or?
50
posted on
04/16/2015 3:30:50 PM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
To: null and void; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; SunkenCiv
No, no, no
I maintain the Mangled Genitals Ping List.
Sunky *has* the mangled genitals.
< |:)~
To: TheOldLady
In the epic phrasing of my daughter who would put it thusly and succinctly: eew.
52
posted on
04/16/2015 6:16:18 PM PDT
by
ExSoldier
("Terrorists: They hate you yesterday, today, and tomorrow. End it, no more tomorrows for them!)
To: ExSoldier
Your daughter is eloquent. I understand eew.
53
posted on
04/16/2015 6:33:13 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pray for Obama... Psalm 109:8 -- Look it up.... I donate monthly. Give it a try! It's great!)
To: Boogieman
The diatomaceous earth tickles them so much they die laughing. ;)
To: vetvetdoug
You could get some good sun tea going in a hot car here in the southwest.
To: martin_fierro
To: RichInOC
No, it didn’t work. The cop said he’s going to be alright.
Now I have to think up a new story to convince him to inadvertently off himself.
57
posted on
04/16/2015 10:34:21 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: martin_fierro
Hey, as long as you put me on the list, I don’t care if both of you have mangled genitals.
58
posted on
04/17/2015 2:31:16 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
To: martin_fierro
59
posted on
04/17/2015 2:40:21 AM PDT
by
OwenKellogg
(CRUZ to Victory! Donate at tedcruz.org)
To: martin_fierro; null and void
Apropos of nothing, web surfing gives a whole new meaning to the term "hunt and peck".
60
posted on
04/17/2015 12:28:58 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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