WORLD EXCLUSIVE! BLAGO: BEHIND BARS & GOING BONKERS!

nationalenquirer.com ^ | April 9, 2015 | NATIONAL ENQUIRER staff

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Disgraced former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has suffered a breakdown behind bars – and his famous mop top is now a dazzling snow white!

These extraordinary world exclusive photos – snapped by a jailhouse snitch and obtained by The National ENQUIRER – dramatically show how America’s most celebrated political inmate has gone loopy during his three years locked away at a Colorado correctional facility.

“He doesn’t really socialize and is very paranoid of everyone,” The ENQUIRER’s spy said.

Somber Blagojevich – federal inmate No. 40892-424 – whiles away his days bizarrely babbling about President Barack Obama and vowing that he will one day reclaim electoral glory!

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

That kid is Mikey from “The Goonies”. The actor who plays him is Sean Astin who played Sam Gamgee in “The Lord of the Rings Trilogy”.

[reasonisfaith]

Seems like they’re trying a little too hard to make Blago sound crazy.

[Gaffer]

The same Enquirer that broke John Edwards’ love child truth media wouldn’t touch? That one?

[CyberAnt]

So, was Blago coloring his hair .. for him to be totally white in 3 years is strange .. unless he could no long color his hair.

[Rodamala]

When I am put in charge of the Federal Department of Corrections (or whatever they call it) it will be be back breaking hard labor for everyone... breaking big rocks into gravel with a 12 lb. sledge. All day. Every day. From sunup to sunset. Til the day they are released... or die. Whichever comes first.

[MinuteGal]

Looks like he's packed on a LOT of poundage.

Food couldn't be too bad.

Leni

[reasonisfaith]

Obama runs with the same close allies who surrounded him in the Chicago days, doesn’t he?

I’ll believe Blago is crazy when he denies the commission of multiple felonies by that gang.

[grumpygresh]

He probably knows too much; he should be paranoid.

[USNBandit]

Likely to commit suicide in a strange and physically impossible way. Found in his prison cell with his hands tied behind his back and a samurai tanto sticking out of his belly.

[chris37]

What kind of prison has a deck for lounging with a drink?

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He does look a bit like Leland Palmer at that!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Barky will probably pardon him on the way out.

[MHGinTN]

Well, since it is owned by the CIA, one must5 read their stuff with an eye toward what are they trying to ridicule or leak.

[Prospero]

Looks to me like he’s relaxed, on vacation, some sort of camp... Camp Butner, perhaps?

[SERKIT]

[Spunky]

"These extraordinary world exclusive photos – snapped by a jailhouse snitch......"

What kind of prison is this where you can sit on a deck drinking and orange juice in a glass?

[Prospero]

As to the esteemed reputation of the Enquirer, this is the same rag that broke the Monica Lewinski story. I've even learned to pay attention to their "Sad Last Days" headlines screaming at innocent grocery store customers in the check-out aisle. Usually the dreadful celebrity pictures are prophetic.

It says something that the standards set by the Enquirer, while raising very little from their Bat Boy heritage, today represents at least a more honest news gathering ethical system than that of the Legacy Media of New York and Washington.

[Flick Lives]

That’s what I was thinking. It looks like he’s at the beach.

[Ditter]

In Texas we used to see prisoners working on the side of the roads. I haven’t seen that in a long time. I wonder if it still happens.