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Stolen: $70k in Bull Semen (ed)
AP via Yahoo News ^ | 04.09.2015 | AP via Fox News

Posted on 04/09/2015 2:02:42 PM PDT by dware

LEROY, Minn. – Police are investigating the theft of about $70,000 worth of bull semen from a farm in southern Minnesota.

Mower (MOH'-ur) County Sheriff Terese Amazi (AM'-uh-zye) says a LeRoy man reported Tuesday that a storage canister with vials of bull semen was taken from his unlocked barn.

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KEYWORDS: frankenmilk; mn; napl
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Police have no suspects.
1 posted on 04/09/2015 2:02:42 PM PDT by dware
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To: dware

I have an alibi.


2 posted on 04/09/2015 2:04:38 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dware

All I know is if you milk a bull you have a friend for life


3 posted on 04/09/2015 2:05:05 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it in a bag with some dog poop?


4 posted on 04/09/2015 2:06:26 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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To: dware

Sounds like a lot of BS to me.


5 posted on 04/09/2015 2:08:20 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: dware

Who is Ed?


6 posted on 04/09/2015 2:08:36 PM PDT by Misterioso (When men give up reason and freedom, the vacuum is filled by faith and force. – Ayn Rand)
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To: dware
Anyone investigating local lesbians looking for sperm donors?

j/k Could not resist.....

7 posted on 04/09/2015 2:08:43 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: dware

send it to WashDC


8 posted on 04/09/2015 2:09:22 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (A brilliantly intelligent comment sent thru an amazingly stupid spell checker)
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To: Misterioso

I mean “ed.”


9 posted on 04/09/2015 2:09:56 PM PDT by Misterioso (When men give up reason and freedom, the vacuum is filled by faith and force. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: dware

10 posted on 04/09/2015 2:12:19 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: PGR88

“Sounds like a lot of BS to me.”

To be more precise I’d say that it’s a load of bull.


11 posted on 04/09/2015 2:15:56 PM PDT by Junk Silver
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To: dware
Police have no suspects.

Does anyone know where Tristan Farnon was?

12 posted on 04/09/2015 2:17:55 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Who is Ed?

Short for "edited" - the headline was much longer. I shortened it. Didn't want to get called out for not making notice of that. Admins are serious round these here parts. :)

13 posted on 04/09/2015 2:19:26 PM PDT by dware (The GOP is dead. Long live Conservatism.)
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14 posted on 04/09/2015 2:20:32 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Obama did it! he needed it to bolster his libido. he figred if he had some bull semen he would be able to spread more BS (manure)


15 posted on 04/09/2015 2:32:25 PM PDT by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Find anyone who just moved in from San Francisco and see if he burps.


16 posted on 04/09/2015 2:49:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: dware
Where's Woody Harrelson?


17 posted on 04/09/2015 2:55:19 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: DannyTN

“70 Grand for my Glue? Woo-Hoo, I’m gonna be rich!!!”


18 posted on 04/09/2015 2:59:16 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: dware

No one else does this.


19 posted on 04/09/2015 3:04:54 PM PDT by Misterioso (When men give up reason and freedom, the vacuum is filled by faith and force. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: Misterioso

Never seen (ED) or (trunc) or (truncated), huh? Keep an eye out. You’ll see it.


20 posted on 04/09/2015 3:08:39 PM PDT by dware (The GOP is dead. Long live Conservatism.)
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