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Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken
nydailynews.com ^ | Wednesday, April 1, 2015, 5:26 PM | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 04/04/2015 7:16:15 AM PDT by Resettozero

A Kentucky grandmother says she fought off a crazed woman who was strangling her with a bra by bashing her in the head with a ceramic chicken.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brastrangler; ceramicchickenattack; headlines; kentuckygrandma; napl
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To: Resettozero

21 posted on 04/04/2015 8:03:13 AM PDT by moehoward
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman
SHE FOUGHT OFF HER ASSAILANT LIKE A WILDCAT!!!


22 posted on 04/04/2015 8:04:44 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: MeshugeMikey

The Onion couldn’t have done it better.


23 posted on 04/04/2015 8:06:07 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease.")
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To: Resettozero

Whatever way you can, grandma. Nice job!


24 posted on 04/04/2015 8:06:13 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: Resettozero
Another child victim of ceramic chicken violence? Should there be w 3 day waiting period for the purchase of a bra? Should there be a national bra registry? Was the bra a 32, 38 or a 44 magnum?

So many unanswered questions, and all you can say is

Headline is all you need to know.

25 posted on 04/04/2015 8:16:20 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: elcid1970

Superbly Crafted.


26 posted on 04/04/2015 8:20:36 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro

The Bra-stun Strangler


27 posted on 04/04/2015 8:24:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lenten hair highlights.)
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To: Resettozero


28 posted on 04/04/2015 8:41:45 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Resettozero

What came first the chicken or the bra?


29 posted on 04/04/2015 8:43:18 AM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; Resettozero
'Bustier Strangler' Bashed By Bluegrass Babcha Packing Porcelain Poultry
30 posted on 04/04/2015 9:08:50 AM PDT by mikrofon (Lucky in Kentucky)
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To: Resettozero

Kitsch! It’s not just for decoration.


31 posted on 04/04/2015 9:09:20 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: MilesVeritatis

That is practice.


32 posted on 04/04/2015 9:11:29 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: mikrofon; martin_fierro
Strangler Dangler!

Thank goodness, she's no longer on the loose.

33 posted on 04/04/2015 9:15:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (What could be stranger?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

‘Pings’ refresh problems today?? Seriesly did not see latest posts...


34 posted on 04/04/2015 9:19:25 AM PDT by mikrofon (+! ;)
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To: mikrofon
'Bustier Strangler' Bashed By Bluegrass Babcha Packing Porcelain Poultry

Well done!

35 posted on 04/04/2015 9:33:24 AM PDT by Clay Moore (Keep JRandomFreeper in you prayers)
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To: Resettozero

36 posted on 04/04/2015 9:37:22 AM PDT by Slyfox (I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
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To: Resettozero

So in a battle of a bra and a chicken...the one with the biggest breast wins?


37 posted on 04/04/2015 9:39:09 AM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: Resettozero
For those of you who remember Rocky and Bullwinkle:

"Now there's something you don't see every day Chauncey"

"What's that, Edgar?"

"A grandmother fighting off a bra strangler with a ceramic chicken."

38 posted on 04/04/2015 9:40:24 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: tophat9000

Sounds like the start of a joke..

So a gay man and a chicken go to a cock fight....


39 posted on 04/04/2015 9:41:54 AM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: RobinOfKingston

And the bra. Don’t forget the bra.


40 posted on 04/04/2015 9:42:01 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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