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Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken
nydailynews.com ^
| Wednesday, April 1, 2015, 5:26 PM
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 04/04/2015 7:16:15 AM PDT by Resettozero
A Kentucky grandmother says she fought off a crazed woman who was strangling her with a bra by bashing her in the head with a ceramic chicken.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brastrangler; ceramicchickenattack; headlines; kentuckygrandma; napl
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To: Resettozero
To: Foundahardheadedwoman
SHE FOUGHT OFF HER ASSAILANT LIKE A WILDCAT!!!
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:04:44 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: MeshugeMikey
The Onion couldn’t have done it better.
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:06:07 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease.")
To: Resettozero
Whatever way you can, grandma. Nice job!
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:06:13 AM PDT
by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking.)
To: Resettozero
Another child victim of ceramic chicken violence? Should there be w 3 day waiting period for the purchase of a bra? Should there be a national bra registry? Was the bra a 32, 38 or a 44 magnum?
So many unanswered questions, and all you can say is
Headline is all you need to know.
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:16:20 AM PDT
by
PAR35
To: elcid1970
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:20:36 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The Bra-stun Strangler
To: Resettozero
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:41:45 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Resettozero
What came first the chicken or the bra?
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:43:18 AM PDT
by
lostboy61
(Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; Resettozero
'Bustier Strangler' Bashed By Bluegrass Babcha Packing Porcelain Poultry
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:08:50 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Lucky in Kentucky)
To: Resettozero
Kitsch! It’s not just for decoration.
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:09:20 AM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: MilesVeritatis
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:11:29 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: mikrofon; martin_fierro
Strangler Dangler!
Thank goodness, she's no longer on the loose.
To: Charles Henrickson
‘Pings’ refresh problems today?? Seriesly did not see latest posts...
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:19:25 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(+! ;)
To: mikrofon
'Bustier Strangler' Bashed By Bluegrass Babcha Packing Porcelain Poultry Well done!
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:33:24 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Keep JRandomFreeper in you prayers)
To: Resettozero
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:37:22 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
To: Resettozero
So in a battle of a bra and a chicken...the one with the biggest breast wins?
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:39:09 AM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: Resettozero
For those of you who remember Rocky and Bullwinkle:
"Now there's something you don't see every day Chauncey"
"What's that, Edgar?"
"A grandmother fighting off a bra strangler with a ceramic chicken."
To: tophat9000
Sounds like the start of a joke..
So a gay man and a chicken go to a cock fight....
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posted on
04/04/2015 9:41:54 AM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: RobinOfKingston
And the bra. Don’t forget the bra.
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