Female passenger on British Airways flight arrested after performing sex act on herself during trip

New York Daily News ^ | March 22, 2015 | Davis Harding

[Gamecock]

A female air passenger was arrested after joining the mile-high club on her own.

The 46-year-old was flying to London from Kingston, Jamaica when she stripped off and started performing a solo sex act, reports the Mirror.

The woman was thought to be drunk and was arrested when the plane landed in the UK.

In a statement, British Airways confirmed that police were called to meet the flight.

It was the second bizarre incident involving British Airways in as many weeks.

Earlier this month it was reported a Dubai-bound British Airways plane had to turn back to London because of the smell from someone doing a "smelly poo" in the plane's bathroom.

[Gamecock]

I guess she wasn’t queen of the castle.

[ErnBatavia]

Quite the menage a uno....

[bigbob]

It’s probably been suggested many times...

[yetidog]

Master of her domain.

[Vaquero]

as accused pedophile and step-incestophile (a word?) once said

“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.”

some 30years ago, saw a women driving alone in the adjacent lane do, what appeared to be what the woman on the plane was doing....suffice it to say that I had trouble keeping my eyes on the road or my car in its lane.

[baltimorepoet]

Probably was more interesting to watch than any of the inflight movies.

[Kaled]

Quite a trick when crammed into an airline seat.

[ExNewsExSpook]

I’ve heard of in-flight entertainment, but that’s a bit much.

We need mug shots to determine guilt.

[rjsimmon]

It’s probably been suggested many times...

[logi_cal869]

Memories of JFK JR?

[Vaquero]

I'm Out

[Vigilanteman]

I daresay “anatomically impossible”.

[muir_redwoods]

Sex with two people is a twosome. Sex with three is a threesome. I guess she’s handsome.

[AppyPappy]

That’s like the old adage that “everyone is bisexual”.

[Buckeye McFrog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

[I cannot think of a name]

The dead give away was right after she shook hands with a fellow passenger she held her hand in front of her face and began screaming, “cheating on me already!”

[Doogle]

"...DUSTY...... we got the card, we can book 12 flights wit meals or 4 wit drinks..".

[Vaquero]

Earlier this month it was reported a Dubai-bound British Airways plane had to turn back to London because of the smell from someone doing a “smelly poo” in the plane's bathroom.

36 years ago I had a roommate who quite often befouled the air of the can. I would say “jeeze it stinks in here” as I attempted to enter the turlit..... to which he was fond of saying “ ...that's why they call it $h!7...”

I would imagine that the planes bathroom ventilation would have eventually filtered out the stank....