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1 posted on 03/06/2015 11:25:32 PM PST by dennisw
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When you pray over your sizzling hot fajitas please do so in a safe and responsible way.


2 posted on 03/06/2015 11:28:07 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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Don’t care if he was praying or not.

Approaching life with dollar signs in your eyes, always on the lookout for a chance to cash in through litigation, doesn’t strike me as a very Christian approach to things.

He needed the waitress to tell him that the sizzling plate of fajita meat was hot?


3 posted on 03/06/2015 11:31:44 PM PST by Washi
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Be careful, the plate is hotter than the fires of eternal damnation.


4 posted on 03/06/2015 11:34:03 PM PST by Bubba Ho-Tep
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Fajitas need to be served with an English/Spanish bilingual sign saying “Splattering fat objects are closer than they seem”


5 posted on 03/06/2015 11:39:27 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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he bowed his head to pray over the crackling plate, and some oil popped and burned his face. Jimenez says he then panicked and knocked the plate in his lap

In other words, his own fault.

7 posted on 03/06/2015 11:58:01 PM PST by iowamark (I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
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Intolerant atheist fajitas.


8 posted on 03/07/2015 12:44:16 AM PST by clearcarbon
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I’ve never prayed at Applebee’s, but whenever I see an Applebee’s, and my hands are not occupied with something more important, such as driving, I make the sign of the cross with my fingers and hold it out at arm’s length.

I am not making this up.


9 posted on 03/07/2015 1:41:33 AM PST by Flash Bazbeaux
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Makes too much sense, but the Loser should pay all the legal fees.


10 posted on 03/07/2015 1:41:41 AM PST by ReaganGeneration2
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McDonald’s is wishing they’d had the same judge.


11 posted on 03/07/2015 2:04:20 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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Hiram Jimenez took the chain restaurant to court because he said his waitress failed to alert him that his meal was hot.

I guess the sizzling sounds and grease spitting from the plate wasn't this guy's first clue.

Was this his first Fajita purchase?

12 posted on 03/07/2015 2:19:26 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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He needs to pray daily that for the rest of his life he has enough sense to order only beef or tilapia of the tartare persuasion.


13 posted on 03/07/2015 2:46:23 AM PST by stevem
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Every time I have eaten fajitas
the server uses a oven glove on the handle when setting down the iron skillet.....

That would be my first clue...

I know it will never happen but tort laws in this country need to change to loser pays if the case is deemed frivolous....


14 posted on 03/07/2015 3:05:04 AM PST by Popman (Christ alone: My Cornerstone...)
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15 posted on 03/07/2015 3:38:35 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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The federal government should ban all hot food. /nannystate


16 posted on 03/07/2015 3:46:41 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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I’ve just got to ask:

Is Hiram Jimenez a “Dreamer”?


17 posted on 03/07/2015 3:52:54 AM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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well well..

common sense prevails at last..


19 posted on 03/07/2015 4:48:37 AM PST by joe fonebone (a socialist is just a juvenile communist)
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Hiram Jimenez has never been served mexican food before? I find that fascinating!
20 posted on 03/07/2015 4:59:04 AM PST by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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It’s time we ban assault fajitas!


21 posted on 03/07/2015 5:01:21 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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Appellate court rules for Applebees???
Obviously they are in cahoots.


27 posted on 03/07/2015 5:34:50 AM PST by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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Please be careful, you friggen moron. ITS HOT!


30 posted on 03/07/2015 5:53:32 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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