[Flash Bazbeaux]

I’ve never prayed at Applebee’s, but whenever I see an Applebee’s, and my hands are not occupied with something more important, such as driving, I make the sign of the cross with my fingers and hold it out at arm’s length.

I am not making this up.

[Celtic Conservative]

Anybody who posts “I am not making this up”... is making it up.

Just sayin’

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[JoeFromSidney]

I quit going to Applebee's. The local one has a "no guns" sign on the door.