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Thanks to Gefn for the link!

Pucker up, buttercup.

1 posted on 03/03/2015 3:50:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 03/03/2015 3:50:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Heaven (I'm Already There)" - http://youtu.be/Eh_eGF3xvmw)
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I like when the forget to retract their tongues and sit there like, "what are you looking at?"
3 posted on 03/03/2015 3:52:55 PM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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CATS . . . The other white meat!


4 posted on 03/03/2015 3:52:56 PM PST by laweeks
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My older female goes nuts when I put on perfume and starts trying to lick my wrists.


6 posted on 03/03/2015 4:07:42 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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She will literally hold me down in her paws and clean me.

My dog does that.
7 posted on 03/03/2015 4:08:39 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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9 posted on 03/03/2015 4:18:40 PM PST by GOP Poet
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First glance I thought the title was why my cat wants to kick me.


10 posted on 03/03/2015 4:18:42 PM PST by machogirl
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My cat doesn’t do anything that cats do other than sleep and eat........she’s weird.


11 posted on 03/03/2015 4:20:16 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
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There is a joke here...but I aint doing it....I aint doing it. I’m gonna click off this thread....be a grown up..and just walk away.

Just gonna walk away.


14 posted on 03/03/2015 4:26:48 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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I think my cat uses licking as a distraction before she bites!!!! HARD!


17 posted on 03/03/2015 4:31:02 PM PST by Isabel2010
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They left out...salt.


20 posted on 03/03/2015 4:40:09 PM PST by Hugin ("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
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I read that it was salt on your skin that made them lick you.


21 posted on 03/03/2015 4:44:32 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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I always thought when my cat licks me, it's a subtle hint I need a shower. ☺
24 posted on 03/03/2015 4:54:34 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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Thought they were taste testing me to see what I will taste like when they kill me.


26 posted on 03/03/2015 5:01:54 PM PST by wyokostur
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My one little guy loves to lick my ears and face to get me up. He and his bigger brother (littermates), from day 1 when I rescued them as abandoned 2 or 3 day-olds in the old milkhouse, never groomed each other... they were too busy wrasslin'.

For the longest while his tongue has been smooth, which tickled me even more.

I learned a ton I never knew about kittens just by hand raising them... It was extra gnarly when their adult canines started coming in... Double fanged beasts! Also never knew how newborn kittens need to be stimulated (normally momma licking their junk) to get them to excrete waste... I am so happy that only lasted 5 weeks or so.

28 posted on 03/03/2015 5:28:12 PM PST by Rodamala
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One of our cats likes to lick my hand when she’s curled up in my lap.


30 posted on 03/03/2015 5:54:29 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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The cat is only taste testing you to see if you are ready to eat.


31 posted on 03/03/2015 6:22:19 PM PST by Redcitizen
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Posted about it before,but since the thread is about it:

My dearly departed insane Siamese Loco loved to groom my head when I would pick him up. He would wrap his front paws around my head and give me a thorough licking.

Luckily I had a small amount of hair on top back then. It would be painful now. Did not do anything like it with my wife or anyone else, I just had the funk I guess and needed cleaning? Our indoor kitties now just give us a quick one-two kiss now and then when they are in the mood.

33 posted on 03/03/2015 6:44:18 PM PST by doorgunner69
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I dunno… don't you think this could be in the religion forum?
After all, it's about things pertaining to Cat-lick.

:)

34 posted on 03/03/2015 7:19:55 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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(9) To get that butt taste out of its mouth.


35 posted on 03/03/2015 7:28:52 PM PST by Clay Moore (The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
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