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Caption Ried
Breitbart News Network ^
| Jan 2015
| by DAN RIEHL21
Posted on 01/22/2015 8:40:40 PM PST by garjog
"Calling it a necessary step to assist in recovering full vision, doctors for 75-year-old Senate Democrat Leader Harry Reid say he will need surgery following a recent accident said to have happened while he was exercising at home."
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; reid
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:40:40 PM PST
by
garjog
To: garjog
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:45:19 PM PST
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: The_Media_never_lie
Dingy Harry deserves far more than just this ass kicking.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:50:21 PM PST
by
Bullish
(He's just NOT presidential material.)
To: garjog
“With all this tape on my eye, ‘i’s look like ‘e’s and ‘e’s look like ‘i’s.”
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:51:00 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(When the hell do I get MY white privilege? I'm tired of busting my @$$ for a living.)
To: garjog
He lost the Senate so we had a roll him.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:51:02 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
To: The_Media_never_lie
The “exercise equipment” did it. Kind of like Toy Story, only different.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:52:13 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: FlingWingFlyer
Correction: Caption Reid. There.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:53:59 PM PST
by
garjog
(Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
To: Bullish
Yes, he does; at least this is a good start.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:54:03 PM PST
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: garjog
doctors for 75-year-old Senate Democrat Leader Harry Reid say he will need surgery following a recent accident Gosh, too bad O'DeathCare really kicks in this year. Ole Harry is past the age cut-off for such treatment.
Senator, you say? And a Demonrat? NEVERMIND!
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:54:16 PM PST
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: Bullish
Dingy Harry deserves far more than just this ass kicking.
That’s right. Reid only deserves the very worst. Maybe next time they won’t give him a warning.
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:54:47 PM PST
by
laplata
( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: garjog
“My eye doesn’t bother me as much as the fact that my boobs suddenly started growing!”
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:57:53 PM PST
by
pke
To: workerbee
"Gosh, too bad O'DeathCare really kicks in this year. "
Where's the death panels when we need them?
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posted on
01/22/2015 8:59:22 PM PST
by
garjog
(Obama: bringing joy to the hearts of Terrorists everywhere.)
To: garjog
“Calling it a necessary step to assist in recovering full vision, Harry, you have never had “full vision.” You are a pathetic excuse for a human.
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:05:49 PM PST
by
Fungi
(There is apparent age and absolute age. Think about it.)
To: garjog
"Arrgh! I needs me a new linea work, is all!"
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:08:37 PM PST
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: garjog
“I was in this bar, and it was odd because there only women in there, everywhere.
“So I sat down on a stool between two of them and then this really tough looking, tiny woman said something to me.
“Well, I thought she said ‘Stand up’, but with a non-Negro, female accent. When I came to, the bartender told me she actually said, ‘Shut up’.
“It’s all a little embarrassing because I used to box some, and I got my butt kicked by a little lesbian, but I don’t have a molecule of shame in my tired-out old bones, so not really.”
Harry Reid
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:11:54 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: garjog
Skeleton Dust may have acquired a couple more whispery octaves on the high end after having his butt bone rung via his eye socket - as if that were possible.
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:43:38 PM PST
by
bluejean
(The lunatics are running the asylum)
To: garjog
How about just being a fall down drunk!!
To: garjog
i still want to buy his exercise equipment a beer.
and if it realllly was equipment failure i want to send the manufacturer a thank-you letter.
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:56:58 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Harry, maybe now you’ll quit peeking through key holes,
ya pervert!
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posted on
01/22/2015 10:02:42 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: garjog
"I'm announcing that we're changing the Senate rules again this year", Harry decreed, dingily.
"For all Senate votes from now on in 2015, the minority always wins, and the majority always loses."
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posted on
01/22/2015 10:17:09 PM PST
by
Heart-Rest
("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)
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