Now Trending on Twitter: # Five Words To Ruin A Date

Twitter ^ | 1/13/15 | Tweets

[Nachum]

Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .

It was too good not to share.

Here are some of the ones getting around..

FiveWordsToRuinADate

I'm excited about Mike Huckabee

It's about ethics in journalism

Biden is a brilliant man

You dislike my Obama mask?

That Obama sure is brave!

I am a smart liberal

I really love David Hasselhoff

You about a size 14?

You're adam's apple is huge

I want Nader in 2016.

But Ben, what about Benghazi

Ever bury a body before?

Can we make this quick?'

I miss good Prison Food

Sorry, that fart was mine

Have you even TRIED Muskrat?

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And one of my personal favorites..

this steak? from the dumpster

[Nachum]

I am sure FReepers can do much better though...

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

If I cared what was trending on twitter I’d be on twitter

[EternalVigilance]

“I voted for Al Gore”

[ThunderSleeps]

Do you have a sister?

[mountn man]

You ever read Democratic Underground?

[Slyfox]

“I voted for Barack Obama”

[miss marmelstein]

A friend of mine went on a first date and the guy leaned over, took a hold of one of her slight love handles and said “We have to do something about this.” Not particularly funny but it sure ended that relationship.

[ThunderSleeps]

My rash is cleared up.

[ThunderSleeps]

I am pro gun control.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Cheers to the transgender community!

[ThunderSleeps]

We should pay more taxes.

[ThunderSleeps]

I was born a {insert opposite sex}.

[21twelve]

“It was too good not to share.”

Hey - that’s seven words!?

[TADSLOS]

You must submit to islam.

[Nachum]

LOL

[21twelve]

Left my wallet at home.

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Do you have a sister?

[blueunicorn6]

“That’s my Mom over there.”

[DesertRhino]

You sisters breasts are perfect

[a fool in paradise]

not a PING!

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

Andrea: I am Alan Greenspan #FiveWordsToRuinADate : ROFL