Too bad the snake didn’t crush this asshat.
Next thing your gonna tell me is bigfoots not real.
The comments are hilarious!
bread and circuses
we live in a sad sad time
P.T. Barnum was right.
Boo, Hiss!!! I’m so sick of those commercials I want blood.
I demand my cable fees back!
Was Jerry Rivers involved in this production?
At least when Syfy promises real Sharknados,they deliver.
Stan Freberg (look him up) pretty much predicted the idiocy of our networks in the early 60s.
From Wiki:
“On his radio show, an extended sketch parallelled the Cold War brinkmanship between the U.S. and the Soviet Union by portraying an ever-escalating public relations battle between the El Sodom and the Rancho Gomorrah, two casinos in the city of Los Voraces (Spanish for “The Greedy Ones”—a thinly disguised Las Vegas). The sketch ends with the ultimate tourist attraction, the Hydrogen Bomb, which turns Los Voraces into a vast, barren wasteland.”
I have the LP with this on it, and it is hilarious. When I heard it it sounded a bit far fetched, but I never imagined the idiocy displayed on the current “reality” POS shots.
I agree. Discovery produces mermaids. History Channel has proven over and over again that the ancient Gods were really aliens who ruled over the Earth for thousands of years, that Atlantis was real and somewhere off the coast of Cuba and that ghosts inhabit pretty much every run down house in America. So why can’t Eaten Alive be real too?????
Lol.
I didn’t even bother to watch this crap.
matter of fact i can’t really even watch Discovery anymore.
All it is is cars, cars, cars, cars, alaska, alaska, alaska, alaksa, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, alaska, alaska, alaska, and cars in alaska.
I’m outraged that the hype said that he would be eaten alive, and never meant it. The promoters deliberately lied.
When something is eaten, it is destroyed and assimilated into the body of the eater.
Words have meanings, except to headline writers and advertising executives.
The snake only ate his head? Is that what happened to Obama?
I’m outraged our culture has become so debased that people are outraged by something that wouldn’t even pass as a sideshow act in the vaudeville era is considered entertainment.
Hidden Nugget: Time Magazine has been reduced to covering circus side-show freaks.
Whorealdo set the bar pretty low when he did his Al Capone vault trickeroo. Ever since its been OK to play like Carbonaro in documentaries.
The only redeeming value of the “anaconda trickery” was we got to see some parts of the Amazon in Peru.
I caught the program just at the point where he began demanding to be rescued. The swallowing motion was torqueing his arm and he became afraid it would break.
Well, Jeez Louise! Besides widening its mouth and dislocating its jaw, how did these people think an anaconda processes such large prey? It compresses the body by snapping limbs and crushing bone to compact and align it so it can be swallowed. Armored suit not withstanding, lack of planning for that happening shows a serious lack of research.
Since anacondas occasionally die in this process, the possibility existed that the anaconda would spit him out if the armored suit prevented compaction to suitable diameter.