Oh, the Humanity!
How about a commemorative series of Mooch school lunch stamps? One could have a single baby carrot. Another a crisp apple slice.
Isn't it amazing that in 1800, with a tiny fraction of the present population, America could field a team like Washington, Franklin, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe--- tough minds, tough men -- and tody we get this sack-of-jelly ruling class that can't do anything but bait the races, ooze self-righteousness over trivialities, take your money, and order you to do the absurd?
Stamps? Do they still make those?
I can’t remember the last time I put a stamp on an envelope. I think it was a ‘forever’ stamp from 2 increases ago.
Most of my bills are email/online and nearly all of my payments are, as well. For some payments where a paper check is actually written, I let the bank mail the check.
For most payments, I get an immediate email/website confirmation. That is better than posting things through the mail. My postal service has a long history of losing mail containing bills and payments.
Gee, who could those "White House officials" be?
They could paste them across her rump....oh, wait....probably not enough of them were printed.
Man, modern Americans sure are pussified. This is ridiculous.
How about a series listing all of MOOOOOOOCH’s vacations. That could be a huge series of stamps!!
“Three of 15 stamps raised red flags: a kid doing a headstand, another taking a cannonball dive into a pool and a skateboarder without knee pads.”
I want one of Rollie Free doing 150mph on his Vincent wearing only a bathing suit.
I guess the one with lawn darts is right out.
Okay, I get that they want the skateboarder to be wearing knee pads. But I am so far behind the times I don’t have a clue as to what protective gear is deemed necessary for a headstand or a cannonball.
Went to the post office to obtain the Hot Rod stamps and there long sold out collectors rub hands.
Take $146,250. out of the Whitehouse budget next year.
Maybe they should put pictures of the new school menu foods on stamps out there. It would make people sick looking at them and they might lose weight.
I’d bet someone, somewhere, has a few sheets of them, and they’ll be as valuable as the inverted airmail issue.