[satire] Obama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House

thedailyrash.com ^ | 11/14/14 | By Mark Donahue

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Obama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House

By Mark Donahue

WASHINGTON – This afternoon top administration officials and celebrities joined President and Mrs. Obama in welcoming America’s first transgender baby to the White House. Eleven-month-old Hillary Rodham Carter is the youngest transgender to meet officially with a U.S. president. The president hosted a gender-neutral luncheon for the adorable transgender tot and its parents with an array of celebrity guests that included rapper Pitbull, 97-year-old actor Kirk Douglas, Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski and Barbra Streisand.

Until a few weeks ago, Hillary Carter was William Jefferson “Billy” Carter, a strikingly handsome little boy with a passion for colorful clothing, expensive skin and haircare products and an insatiable penchant for Mediterranean seafood dishes. But Hillary’s parents say their daughter was susceptible to pangs of discontent and irritability living as a boy.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL! I believe it.

[NorthMountain]

Satire?

[GeronL]

It’ll probably happen someday, the names will be different

[PGR88]

They forgot to include “multi-racial, muslim, transgendered baby.”

Then they really would have hit the PC sweepstakes.

[rlmorel]

This isn’t John Semmens?

[rlmorel]

It is very difficult to tell fact from fiction these days!

[TexasCajun]

When Billy was about six-months old we noticed he would sometimes cry when he looked down towards his penis. At first we laughed about it,” Chloe smiled, “We even joked that our baby was worried his penis would be really tiny like his father’s. But his crying spells became more frequent so we took him to a child psychologist. When the doctor showed him photos of a variety of penises and Billy reacted the same way to large penises as he did with his own, we knew it wasn’t size he was concerned with.”

Oh, The Horror!

[PROCON]

Eleven-month-old Hillary Rodham Carter

Ouch, no pics please...

[UCANSEE2]

John’s satire pieces were actually believable and contained mostly truth.

This article is just dumb.

[reaganaut]

Satire only works if it doesn’t mirror reality too closely. I can see this being true - down to the names.

[ConjunctionJunction]

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[Wilhelm Tell]

So why is it politically incorrect if a gay guy decides he would rather not be gay anymore and he develops an interest in women, but it is politically correct if a woman decides she would rather not be a woman anymore, so she has her body’s “gender” changed to male and “he” is interested in women?

[GeronL]

If a homosexual changes their mind, you’d think the world had come to an end because the left will erupt in a furor

[kaehurowing]

Is it satire or is it not? No way to tell any more.

[rlmorel]

True, I definitely didn’t mean that as an insult towards John, it was more that, as I began reading it, I had to stop and look...

[UCANSEE2]

I definitely didn’t mean that as an insult towards John

I didn't take it that way.

I was just giving you my opinion of the difference, but I understand why you took a second look.

[ExCTCitizen]

Satire...it might happen someday...