Posted on 11/13/2014 7:02:00 AM PST by Brother Cracker
A tyrannical French law that outlawed toilets in kitchens and living rooms across the country was finally and mercifully overturned over the weekend. Progress.
The law, according to Minister of Housing Sylvia Pinel and Minister of Ecology banned the prohibition of direct communication between the [bathrooms] and kitchens and living rooms. By extension, it also banned pooping while you cook (perhaps while smoking poop cigarettes). And thats called fascism.
The ministers claimed they were getting rid of the law in order to simplify regulations, though we all know its so that, starting December 1 when their decree goes into effect, they both can finally make their world famous crapatouille.
“Dang, there’s even a shower in that kitchen. “
Not that the French ever shower.
After watching House Hunters International, I am never surprised to see what they do in order to fit everything in the usually tiny spaces that cost a ton of money.
Not just in France but they seem to be the worst.
ping
make that a “pong”
We’ve entered the phase of human evolution where we are beginning to regress, Devo was right.
Are We Not Men?
There are local laws here that ban direct access between a kitchen and bathroom.
I remember seeing old houses here built many years ago that had the toilet directly off the kitchen, one house had no partition at all between the bath and kitchen.
One old hillbilly came into some money years ago had had himself a modern house built. He refused to place a toilet in the house as he said HE “would not s**t in the same house he ate in”. So he had a nice modern brick split level ranch style home with a brick outhouse out back.
Don’t laugh! A raid on a local meth maker found a trailer with no toilet. The maker had cut a hole in a lounge chair and crapped on the floor or into a bowl.
I can remember many times when I wished I had one in my car.
Civilized people keep their toothbrush as far away from toilet spray as possible. Those people might as well use the kitchen sink.
pre-pooping-toilet-spray
Is that you, Kramer?
kitchen toilet??!!
I remember a construction guy saying bathrooms and kitchens, those with plumbing and waste water connections, are the most expensive to build. That’s why old houses have ONE bathroom. A second one is a luxury.
There may only be one wastewater and clean water connection, so the bathroom and kitchen have to share it. But the shared air between them increases the risk of food contamination.
I think you are onto something. Every one in France is supposed to be licensed to butcher but muslims regularly cut their lamb in the bathtub.
And Pasteur spins in his grave.
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