Posted on 11/09/2014 11:38:12 AM PST by Eddie01
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts – Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus.
Liebowitz, 20, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana, was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall.
“Messy” was how Wounded Deer Fire Chief Michael Redman described the scene of the accident. “It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts,” said the pyrodefense professional. “She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb,” Redman added.
The cleanup of Plath Hall has been further complicated by a thin coat of glaze that has affixed many of the body parts to the light fixtures and hand railings.
In the wake of this tragedy, there has been talk among Emily Dickinson students of renaming Plath Hall to Fawn Hall. Until she was blown to bits, friends would say that Fawn’s best feature was her smile. Her roommate, Shelly Dubinsky (sophomore, primitive cultures), described Fawn as “a special friend who liked to share her thoughts and experiences, and who had a curiosity about life and relationships.”
Her long-time boyfriend (they were “engaged to be engaged”), Eric “Otter” Stratton of nearby Faber College, was in shock when he first learned of Fawn’s passing. “I just talked to her last week. She was going to make a pot for me,” Stratton said while attempting to hold back tears. Services have already been held.
“You’re not walking out on this one, mister! You’re finished! No more Delta! You bought it this time buster! I’m calling the national office! I’m going to revoke your charter! And if you wiseguys try one more thing, one more, I’m going to kick you out of this college! NO MORE FUN OF ANY KIND!!”
“Double secret probation” should be the punishment!
pieces. lol
calling the admin? geez.
lighten up Eugene.
“Seven years of college down the drain....”
I thought Fawn was already dead....Its hard to tell these days
Is that satire? :-)
Watch National Lampoon’s “Animal House”.
Scene should be on youtube if you want to get a jump start...
Allow me to attempt to offset that bit of hilarity with this absolutely true and verified MSM suppressed little known history.
A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton’s aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler’s long lost daughter.
7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little “Hildegard” Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship’s captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva’s second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.
Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of — indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich – in particular Obergruppenführer Steiner – during those final days in Berlin.
That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as:
demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;
yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;
making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed – and non-uniformed – Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;
admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit her mother’s highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.
Please TRY to remember this as she lines up her mind-numbed minions for a run at the White House. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??
We were just....leaving!
“Thank you sir, may I have another?”
Whop...
“Thank you sir, may I have another?”
Whop...
Yes it is. I did do some research of the real Fawn Hall and she listed a house for sale at $2.5 million in 2007. A widow, she lives well and quietly these days.
I do not want to carp, but the article does not seem to be first page material. Maybe just me though.
Is that a Pledge Pin on your uniform! lol
The obit was from 2005 ? I thought it happened back in 1962 ?
I wish people would just forget about my name and ask me about my book!
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