Posted on 11/09/2014 11:38:12 AM PST by Eddie01
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus.
Liebowitz, 20, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana, was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall.
Messy was how Wounded Deer Fire Chief Michael Redman described the scene of the accident. It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts, said the pyrodefense professional. She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb, Redman added.
The cleanup of Plath Hall has been further complicated by a thin coat of glaze that has affixed many of the body parts to the light fixtures and hand railings.
In the wake of this tragedy, there has been talk among Emily Dickinson students of renaming Plath Hall to Fawn Hall. Until she was blown to bits, friends would say that Fawns best feature was her smile. Her roommate, Shelly Dubinsky (sophomore, primitive cultures), described Fawn as a special friend who liked to share her thoughts and experiences, and who had a curiosity about life and relationships.
Her long-time boyfriend (they were engaged to be engaged), Eric Otter Stratton of nearby Faber College, was in shock when he first learned of Fawns passing. I just talked to her last week. She was going to make a pot for me, Stratton said while attempting to hold back tears. Services have already been held.
I hope not. Your mind might slip away..when I see that glazed look in your eyes, i know you’ll need kiln.
You might want to make sure you have insurance, or you’ll be buried in the potters field.
Now, that’s patriotism? ping....
Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
Not to be picayune, but I do believe you’ve mispronounced “wif.”
Plath Hall.
“Fawn Hall smuggled my heart out in her pantyhose....”
Well, she’s a widow now so....You must be better than the a-hole she married. He got her addicted to crack.
“Do you hate anything more than that horse” ?
At least she’s at piece....
Congratulations, you just said the Secret Word.
lolz
There were blanks in that gun.
The whole article is a tasteless joke, based on a scene in the movie Animal House.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Agreed.
Admin, can we label this (bad) satire please?
"What happened to the Delta I used to know?"
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
yo mind if we dance wit yo dates?
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