How about some silliness to help ease the tension of the day...
Posted on 11/04/2014 4:51:12 AM PST by Lucky9teen
"At a polling station while President Obama was standing next to a woman, a man shouted out, 'Hey, Mr. President, stay away from my girlfriend.' He didn't say this because Obama was flirting with her, but because his girlfriend is a Democrat running for re-election." –Conan O'Brien
"Today President Obama gave a speech in California to motivate young voters by discussing his commitment to new technology. Ironically, nobody heard him because they were all staring at their phones." –Jimmy Fallon
"People running for re-election are distancing themselves from President Obama. He's very lonely. He has no close friends in the White House. In fact, an intruder hopped the fence on Sunday, made it all the way to White House, and Obama begged him to stay and watch football." –David Letterman
"A candidate for governor in Arkansas has revealed he used to be a male stripper. The stripper-turned-candidate is encouraging everyone to head to the polls next Tuesday. And also to go out and vote." –Craig Ferguson
"The White House has decided not to send President Obama to campaign in battleground states because his low approval ratings could hurt Democrats. They're only sending him where he can't do any damage — or as that's also known, 'The Biden Circuit.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama played his 200th round of golf yesterday. Then Democrats said, 'You know what? He can do whatever he wants as long as he's not trying to campaign for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Over the weekend President Obama told Americans not to panic about Ebola. Then when asked about the Democrats' chances in the upcoming midterm elections, Obama said, 'Man, that Ebola sure is scary.'" –Conan O'Brien
"During a campaign event, former presidential nominee Bob Dole told the crowd that Mitt Romney should run for president in 2016. If there's anyone who knows that the third time is a charm, it's a guy who lost three times." -Jimmy Fallon
"While Mitt Romney was in Nebraska at a campaign rally to support a local Senate candidate this week, the crowd started chanting, “Run, Mitt, Run.” And now, nobody can find Mitt Romney." -Seth Meyers
"President Obama was in California over the weekend to attend a fundraiser hosted by the creator of 'Farmville.' Obama and the creator of 'Farmville' have a lot in common. They both really wish it was still 2009." –Jimmy Fallon
"Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said today that the 2014 midterms will be a victory for Republicans thanks to Obamacare. Coincidentally, 'Reince Priebus' sounds like something that might be covered under Obamacare." –Seth Meyers
"Cosmo magazine is encouraging female students in North Carolina to vote by offering a party bus to the voting polls that includes shirtless male models — just as our forefathers intended." –Conan O'Brien
"Right around the corner is the midterm elections. There's an anti-incumbent mood in the country. People are sick and tired of people who have been in the job too long and are lazy and overpaid and out of ideas. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. That's me." –David Letterman
"House Majority Leader Eric Cantor was defeated in the primary election. He spent $5 million on his primary campaign. Ladies and gentlemen, what is wrong with this country when you can no longer buy an election?" –David Letterman
In before the Voter Fraud count!
It’s almost like Christmas Eve, with everything in preparation for a Big Event.
Busloads of illegal aliens have been arranged for transport to all the polls, where each will cast several Democrat votes - for the same candidate.
The voting machines have been altered to cast a Democrat vote whenever the lever is pulled, regardless of the intention of the voter.
The nation’s Republicans have been anesthetized so they will “See Nothing, Hear Nothing, Say Nothing” at the many obvious Democrat scams.
All the nation’s minorities have been instucted to scream “Racism!!!” at the slightest hint of an objection to election day corruption and dishonesty.
But, yes, eighty percent of Americans are glued to their television sets - to watch Movie of the Week, Underpants Alley, or Shiny Free Stuff for Boneheads.
And, meanwhile, The United States Constitution is gathering mold as it ages into increasing irrelevance, unread, unappreciated, and all but unknown.
Yes, it’s Election Time in America.
Me too. Except I’m not going to no range.
I am fortunate enough where if I want shoot I just open my back door.
NICE!
LOL, sadly...
TOP 30 ?!?
The African National Congress (ANC) is the Republic of South Africa's governing social democratic political party.
Hey Democrats! ...Even the ANC supports Voter ID.
4th in line at 6:30 this morning.
"We'll build that Border Fence, Hire more Border Security, No Amnesty!"
Yep, just past the yard is a sparse tree line then open cow pasture for about 800 yards.
I get my nephews to fill a couple dozen water balloons and take them out about 400 yards lay them throughout the field. Then keep points shooting right off the patio with their scoped 10/22.
Heck thats more fun than shooting my big guns...
IN! I voted two weeks ago!
Extremely funny doings!
It’ll be fun to watch the stock market tomorrow.
"Check the transcript, Candy"
I just happen to have that exact quote right here Mr. President!
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