[dware]

Honk for assistance?

[laplata]

You could stop at McDonalds first and then stop by and see the dead guy while you’re eating a Big Mac.

[ArmstedFragg]

From the headline, I was picturing a situation where you drive through and drop off the dearly departed. Which, come to think of it, is pretty much the way the local Mexican gang-bangers use our hospital’s parking lot.

[bgill]

Do you get fries with that?

[dalereed]

I clicked on the headline thinking it was a place where you could check in, pay the fee, commit suicide and everything was taken care of in their driveway.

[Slambat]

“At Paradise Funeral Chapel you
can take advantage of our new “drive in
and drop off your dead” funeral pyre and
receive a coupon worth 75kwh of your next
months light bill. And now this week we
will be accepting the almost dead for Ebola
victims.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

“or, for a few dollars more, we can set you up with our Ex-Spouse Package which will allow you to actually drive OVER the deceased...”

[tophat9000]

So if the deceased is named Jack...

Would this be a “Jack in the Box” drive through?

[DanielRedfoot]

Imagine if the dead guy actually worked at the McDs drive through before he died...

[Pearls Before Swine]

I was in Cincinnati about 20 years ago on business. The guy I was visiting drove me by some of the sights, one of which was a drive-through funeral home. So, it's been done before.

All of the convenience of a drive-through liquor store, without the alcohol.

[SunkenCiv]

This has been tried before — it failed because there weren’t that many dead people driving around.

[cripplecreek]

For the mourner who really doesn't care all that much. They should add a party store.



Michigan legislative action thread

[dforest]

Can you buy eggs before entering?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

In their off time, they double as a wedding chapel where elopers are married by Elvis.

DANG!