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I short circuited a Liberal Poll worker yesterday ~ Vanity
GraceG

Posted on 10/15/2014 3:29:21 PM PDT by GraceG

A few days ago I had to endure the Dementor's Lair known as the DMV office.

So as I approched the door to this house of line waiting horror there was this college age liberal hippie type girl with a clip board asking people if they are registered to vote.

She approached me and asked me if I am regiostered to vote. (I am registered already). So i decided to get snarky..

In my Best Deadpan Tone i said the following: "I Don't Vote, Because there is no option on the Ballot for "None of the Above" ".

As I entered the building I could hear her softly stammer like someone who just bit their own tongue...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: election; liberal; voting
The only bright part of that day for me...
1 posted on 10/15/2014 3:29:21 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG

Ha!


2 posted on 10/15/2014 3:32:22 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: GraceG

Good job!

Too bad it’s illegal to spray paint her clothes and shave her head(assuming her head wasn’t shaved already), but you did the best that you could under the circumstances.


3 posted on 10/15/2014 3:34:10 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: GraceG
heh heh heh...
4 posted on 10/15/2014 3:36:27 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: GraceG

her tongue piercing probably got stuck between molars


5 posted on 10/15/2014 3:36:58 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GraceG

I shut down some liberals on twitter today when they were screeching that republicans will cut off social security and starve old people. I posted this video of John Conyers telling the truth for once. (The republicans didn’t cut social security, Obama did)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op66HTJdf-U


6 posted on 10/15/2014 3:40:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek
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To: GraceG

7 posted on 10/15/2014 3:42:30 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

THAT is perfect.


8 posted on 10/15/2014 3:44:05 PM PDT by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: Jane Long

I work in, ‘The People’s Republik of Madistan.’ I witness it every day. Every. Day.

And I haven’t shot any of them...yet, LOL!


9 posted on 10/15/2014 3:52:05 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: GraceG
Feels good, don't it? I was able to do that once:

Are you kidding me? Really? (a vanity I hope you will enjoy as much as I did)

10 posted on 10/15/2014 4:30:36 PM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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To: GraceG

Careful, Jane won’t approve.


11 posted on 10/15/2014 5:12:41 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun free zones?)
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To: Jane Long

But Jane, this post wasn’t about terrorist lopping heads off! I thought that was not allowed in your book!


12 posted on 10/15/2014 5:15:10 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun free zones?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Ughhh....I feel for you.


13 posted on 10/15/2014 5:28:38 PM PDT by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Would Laz hit this?


14 posted on 10/15/2014 5:46:07 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: jmacusa

Pretty sure not. Though with him, you never know, LOL!


15 posted on 10/15/2014 6:06:46 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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