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Doctors find potato growing inside Colombian woman, apparently used as a contraceptive
fox 6 ^ | 10/5/14 | katie delong

Posted on 10/08/2014 8:57:24 PM PDT by knak

COLOMBIA (WITI) — “My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” the woman said.

And that’s just what the woman did!

According to Colombia Reports, the 22-year-old woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains, and medical staff discovered a potato growing inside the young woman.

The woman apparently had the potato inside her body for about two weeks before she began to experience abdominal pains. The potato had germinated, and grew roots inside her body.

Initially, the nurse who examined the woman thought the ordeal was a bizarre practical joke after seeing the roots emerging from the woman.

The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is said to have no lasting side effects.

Medical staff said it’s concerning for such bad advice to be given to a young woman. In Colombia, many have rejected conventional contraception methods like condoms and pills. Additionally, parents object to having sexual education taught in schools.

The Ministry of Education and sociologist Maria Eugenia Rosselli said what further perpetuates the problem is that young people feel they cannot freely discuss sex with their parents. This has created high numbers of unwanted pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases — and in this case, a bizarre encounter with a vegetable.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: napl; potato
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I have no words..
1 posted on 10/08/2014 8:57:25 PM PDT by knak
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To: knak

Are Bammy’s daughter made aware?


2 posted on 10/08/2014 8:59:18 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: knak

I think “mom” meant for her to hold the potato between her knees and never let it fall. I’ve heard of that method before.


3 posted on 10/08/2014 8:59:59 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Got Ebola? Come to America!)
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To: knak

I wish I could grow taters that easily.


4 posted on 10/08/2014 9:00:30 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: knak

A hospital spokesman said mother and daughter potato head are resting comfortably and are in good condition.

CC


5 posted on 10/08/2014 9:00:30 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: Blue Jays
That is so totally HOT!
6 posted on 10/08/2014 9:00:34 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: knak

7 posted on 10/08/2014 9:00:42 PM PDT by massmike ("You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.")
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To: knak

Doesn’t she know she has to peel it first?


8 posted on 10/08/2014 9:00:46 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: knak

Some people should not ever have sex.


9 posted on 10/08/2014 9:02:36 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo (Power always thinks.. that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws. -John Adams)
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To: knak

IDAHO

Say it slow.


10 posted on 10/08/2014 9:04:04 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: knak
Initially, the nurse who examined the woman thought the ordeal was a bizarre practical joke after seeing the roots emerging from the woman.

Yep, emerging roots should definitely help prevent pregnancy.

11 posted on 10/08/2014 9:04:06 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: knak

Maybe she confused Yaz with yam.


12 posted on 10/08/2014 9:04:44 PM PDT by matt1234 (Obama fled. People bled. Iraq 2014.)
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To: knak

That must have been one sweet potato!


13 posted on 10/08/2014 9:05:51 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: knak

I do

“All cultures are equal”


14 posted on 10/08/2014 9:08:12 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: knak

I believe this is an example of the average intellect of those illegal aliens in Obama’a Amnesty Tsunami. Or, am I giving them too much credit?


15 posted on 10/08/2014 9:08:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Charles Martel

Birth control pills are made from yam extracts.


16 posted on 10/08/2014 9:08:46 PM PDT by txhurl (2014: Stunned Voters do Stunning Things!)
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To: knak
Here is the woman who told her to use a potato:

"You want me to put that where?"

17 posted on 10/08/2014 9:10:20 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: knak

That’s really dumb. I thought everyone knew that you have to bake or boil it first.


18 posted on 10/08/2014 9:10:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: knak
HAHAHAHA!

She had sex with Mr. Potato Head. THAT was the problem.

19 posted on 10/08/2014 9:11:10 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: knak

She tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out.


20 posted on 10/08/2014 9:13:01 PM PDT by Ken H
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