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President Blames Congress For Intelligence Failure (Satire)
Retired Texas Vet | 9-29-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 09/29/2014 7:16:29 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Obama clarified his accusation that DNI James Clapper was the cause of the intelligence failure about ISIL.

Obama claimed that, in the short term, Clapper was at fault for general incompetence but that Congress was ultimately responsible because they confirmed him for the position. Clapper could not have performed his job with criminal negligence had he not been confirmed for the job by Congress.

Obama stated that Congress has a history of confirming total incompetents after which he has had to work with them in his administration. Who can forget "Turbo Tax Timmy", or Hillary "Benghazi" Clinton, or "Stuck On Stupid" SOS John Kerry-Heinz, and the list goes on and on. Confirmation of secretaries, bureau heads, agency heads and other officers of the US is one of the Senate's most important functions and they have failed miserably.

"After a hard day at the golf course, an hour or two of listening to Valarie Jarrett b!tch about this or that, signing a few executive orders; and then, when I turn on the TV and grab a beer to relax. I find out about another scandal or total screw up by one of these Senate confirmees."

"I know Harry Reid is a bit senile but he is going to get on the ball over there in the Senate before this administration is completely overrun with confirmed incompetents".


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 09/29/2014 7:16:29 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

STOP THE SATIRE!!!!

/S


2 posted on 09/29/2014 7:19:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

This may actually be more sarcasm than satire.


3 posted on 09/29/2014 7:23:39 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

That’s satire? It seems so believable.


4 posted on 09/29/2014 7:26:51 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Satire today, official Brak Ubama policy tomorrow.


5 posted on 09/29/2014 7:32:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Vendome

Are you being satirical?


6 posted on 09/29/2014 7:33:52 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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