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Golf Cart For Sale (but you won't want to buy it)
Gumtree ^ | 9-20-14 | Redtelephoneboxguy

Posted on 09/27/2014 12:03:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog

1999 Tonino Lamborghini 36 Volt Electric Golf Cart Customised $3,500.00

Ok There is a theme developing here and its that i may have the most cruel wife in the country possibly the world?? If there is another more cruel wife i would love to hear about it, hopefully taking some of the sting out of the fact i am losing nearly every toy i have held dear to me.

Thanks so much Gumtree for your methods of advertising, promoting women as having the financial control in the household which i find a travesty to any bloke who works hard to enjoy the few things we manage to salvage or keep hidden in the garage from their grubby mitts!!

My poor baby Lamborghini Golf Cart is next on her low browed hunt for treasured items to have me sell totally against my will yet as we are all familiar with the saying "happy wife" can't remember the rest nor do i much care for whatever comes next right now either!!!!

(Excerpt) Read more at gumtree.com.au ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor
Could be a marketing gimmick...
1 posted on 09/27/2014 12:03:26 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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2 posted on 09/27/2014 12:11:59 PM PDT by ansel12
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I offer $100 per pound and what school is she going to.


3 posted on 09/27/2014 12:16:02 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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That looks like a 1983 Camaro that mated with a DeLorean or something... (kidding)


4 posted on 09/27/2014 12:20:00 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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I was thinking more German/Polish perhaps.


5 posted on 09/27/2014 12:23:57 PM PDT by ansel12
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lol


6 posted on 09/27/2014 12:24:37 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Meh...

7 posted on 09/27/2014 12:30:12 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)
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Is that his description of the wife or the cart? :=)


8 posted on 09/27/2014 12:36:55 PM PDT by Bob
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9 posted on 09/27/2014 12:44:01 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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I’m curious as to why this guy would expect sympathy from any men at all. When real, alpha men see a beta chump being owned by his wife, we usually will take all the great deals we can get. The only exception is if the beta chump is a relative(that we like) or a friend.
This chump? I be willing to wheedle him down to next to nothing right in front of his domineering wife with the promises that he’ll get enough money to buy her something that she really, really needs(wants).


10 posted on 09/27/2014 1:13:53 PM PDT by CPONav
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To: morphing libertarian

The ad makes it sound as if POS does not mean “point of sale”.


11 posted on 09/27/2014 1:22:48 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: GeronL

Late 80’s era Trans AM. I had an 84 and it was awesome (kids always asked if it was Kit, took me a bit to noodle that one out). Still wishing I stored it and my 70-1/2 RS Camaro...


12 posted on 09/27/2014 4:12:35 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Axenolith
KITT

Knight Industries Two Thousand


13 posted on 09/27/2014 4:21:49 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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