High School Grounds Crew Mows Artificial Turf! D'oh!

WOWKTV ^ | Bryan Hughes, Meteorologist

[Morgana]

What will go down in high school football history, a grounds crew in Maryland mowed the artificial turf.

Wouldn't it smell like something is burning? Maybe just look wrong?

[Morgana]

Doh!

[Cicero]

Probably global warming is making the plastic grow.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Obama voters.

[MeshugeMikey]

former acorn.....associates...

[CrazyIvan]

Hey Mow! (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

[Vigilanteman]

My thought as well, except that I’m not sure if they could start the mower.

[left that other site]

Epicissimo Failissimo.

[Starboard]

Raise taxes and send more money to schools!!!

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No special reason needed to raise taxes in Maryland. Taxes in Maryland grow faster than the real grass grows!

[Mich Patriot]

Undocumented mowers?

[Morgana]

“Taxes in Maryland grow faster than the real grass grows!”

bump

[manc]

I wish I had that kind or plastic grass as I am so pissed off cutting it all the time due to this weather we are having.

[rktman]

Obviously the new hybrid astro turf that actually grows. Union grounds crew/keepers?

[Kalashnikitty]

While I was in high school, I planted a flower bed and a tree in front of my school and they mowed down every single flower. I still get a little fired up about that...

[rktman]

Hard for the pup to ease his troubled stomach on astro turf. :>{>>>>>>

[Alex Murphy]

Union grounds crew/keepers?

That was my guess too.

[manc]

ah I have kids LOL

[ozzymandus]

I concur. Our local HS football field was wrecked one year when a dunce groundskeeper drove a tractor across the field after leaving the sprinklers on all night. They filled the giant ruts with sand and played that night anyway.

[MeshugeMikey]

or perhaps one of jimmy carters grandkids??