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Naked thieves take burgers from SW Fla eatery [Nekkid!]
www.miamiherald.com ^
| 07-24-2014
| Staff
Posted on 07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into a southwest Florida eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."
In fact, waitress Nancy Sansevieri is still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.
Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.
Doc's general manager Lou Bangert told the News-Press of Fort Myers (http://newspr.es/1pevKLk ) that he's never witnessed such a crime in the restaurant's 27-year history. Thieves have broken in and taken money from the cash register, but he says no one has ever slammed through a door completely naked looking for beef.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; funny; hamburger; naked
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To: gov_bean_ counter
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!!
. . ... but itwus too late.
She'd already got a FREE SHOT!
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:56:19 PM PDT
by
skeptoid
(the thot plickens)
To: skeptoid
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:57:34 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: Red Badger
From the articles on FR it seems like the state does more than its share
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:58:02 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Bare Naked Laddies..................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:58:15 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: GeronL
It’s all them Damn Yankees I tell ya!.....................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:59:06 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: dfwgator
Funniest scene in the movie.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:59:30 PM PDT
by
william clark
(Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:59:40 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: GeronL
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:00:05 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:04:24 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: william clark
The grinning Ike picture gets me every time.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:05:09 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Ike grinning in the background really sets up the scene.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:05:43 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Red Badger
I’ve eaten there many times. Very pricey houses in the area.
No credit cards or checks. Cash only. Pretty good food. $10 burgers, etc.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:10:56 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: dynachrome
No credit cards or checks. No shirts, no shoes, no pants, no problem!.................
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:13:09 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
Beefcakes Steal Beef Cakes! Last Seen Hauling Buns Down the Beach.Col. Mustard in the kitchen was a prime suspect until the video exonerated him.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:15:30 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:18:07 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:18:10 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Darksheare
Have you sent samples of your coffee to Florida?
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:18:34 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Red Badger
Were they listening to Primus?
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:27:41 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
Heck they might have been them!.................
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:29:51 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:34:08 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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