Q: What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
A: A Methodist will say hello to you when you see him in the liquor store.
Old joke about three liberals arguing about the meaning of Easter.
Michelle: “I can’t wait for easter. I’ve already bought all the Easter presents for my kids and will get an Easter tree as soon as the lot opens.
Joe: That’s not Easter. Easter is a religious holiday that’s celebrated only in America. It’s when all the Pilgrims and the Indians got together for a big dinner.
Debbie: No, No, Joe! Easter is a religious holiday that’s celebrated all over the world. Remember the story of when Christ died on the cross? After he died he was put into a cave. On the third day, which is Easter, he rose from the dead, stepped from the cave, didn’t see his shadow and went back in for another six weeks.
A: A Methodist drinks in public and prays in secret. A Baptist does it the other way.