Actual advice being handed to students in Nebraska
Self Important Selfy
Actual advice being handed to students in Nebraska
Self Important Selfy
Thank you for the silliness.
New patriotic meme for those standing against federal tyranny—
COWaBundy !
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Working today.
Buncha damn heathens running this joint.
Good Morning!
The Lion Tamer
A circus owner places an ad on a professional blog for a lion tamer. Two people show up. One is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The other is a ruggedly handsome retired grey-haired senior golfer in his late sixties to early seventies.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious beast. He ate the last lion tamer so you better be good or you’ll be history. Here’s your equipment — a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try
out first?”
The blond quickly says, “I will...I’ll go first.” Then she walks right past the chair, the whip, and the gun and fearlessly steps into the lion’s cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant, lets out an ear shattering roar, and charges at her. When he’s about halfway there, she throws her coat open to reveal her
absolutely beautiful naked body.
Well, the lion stops dead in his tracks. He slinks down and sheepishly crawls up to her and begins to lick her feet and ankles. He continues to nuzzle and caress her entire body for several minutes, and then rests his head on her feet.
The owner’s jaw drops wide open in astonishment. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” Turning to the rugged old retired golfer and he asks, “Think you can top that?”
The golfer replies, “No problem - - just get that lion out of there!”
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Good morning on this Good Friday!
There is one rule for dealing with bullies.
Stand up to them. Fight back if you have to. Beat their asses if you can.
A couple of Easter jokes from Twitter:
To have an authentic Sunrise Service only women should attend then go tell the men about it.
I planted some flower seeds in mashed potatoes.
Up from the gravy, a rose.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Ether.
Ether Who?
Ether Bunny!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Anna.
Anna Who?
Annather Ether Bunny!
Good Friday is a great holiday!
Christians can celebrate because it acknowledges the washing away of our sins by Christ’s blood, and his arising again two days later to the Glory of our Father.
Atheists can celebrate because a man of the cloth was killed.
Jews can celebrate because a false Messiah was executed for his crimes.
Muslims can celebrate because he was murdered in the most painful and humiliating way possible.
Everybody else can celebrate because the traffic is light.
The entire world can celebrate because...IT’S FRIDAY!!!!
